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  1. Originally posted by Rape Monster They also handcuffed his dead body with 60 holes in it

    "Shoot him once more in the head to make sure he's dead." - The Police
  2. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders One thing I absolutely remember reading in the bible that no longer exist is

    The lion shall lay down with the lamb" but now it's Wolf and lamb will eat together"

    I remember hearing on the news, though vaguely, Nelson Mandela died and like millions of people sworn witnesd. Both these facts had changed.

    But they say we confused it with other information.


    Old songs may come into play. Book of Isaiah, 6,the chapter, Lion shall lay down with the lamb

    And it was written in Revelation as well.

    'shrugs'

    In the Paradise, animals will no longer eat one another. Their DNA was altered after the Great Flood to be carnivorous, but that was only a temporary measure, since there was no green vegetation on the entire planet to eat at that time. Once the Paradise comes, there will be no further need for animals to eat meat. Their DNA will be altered once again and reverted to the natural state.
  3. In a lot of these "shootings", nobody really dies or gets shot. The FBI and the DHS have hundreds of what they call crisis actors, who are well-trained to mimic being victims in shootings. Like Sandy Hook. Totally staged and fake; no kids really died. They had the "father", an FBI agent, posing as the stricken parent of the alleged child that was "shot" just hours before, he dressed to the nines, hair perfectly combed, spry, cheerful, smiling broadly, executing a phenomenal Hollywood performance in front of the cameras... Robbie Parker.



    Grinning at the funeral...

  4. *Scron alert*
  5. Originally posted by aldra not sure if racist

    Would have used "starving African", if racist.
  6. With the real The Mandela Effect, you wouldn't even know it happened, because you would be in the same dimension as the situation, not a different one. It's not the event that creates the displacement or changes, it's you who is displaced and changed.
  7. Originally posted by Who are you, John Joke (inventor of jokes)? KFC is a meme now, worst chicken in the game

    To a starving Ethiopian, KFC is like caviar and good champagne on a yacht.
  8. You should always wear white face when you commit a crime.
  9. Hey, you're no spring chicken yourself.
  10. Series of shootings like this only happen under Democrat control. It's all for political theater, folks. They're killing people to pass legislation.
  11. Fast as a starving Ethiopian in a big hurry and headed to a free all-you-can-eat Kentucky Fried Chicken buffet.
  12. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders R U Scron?

    Some call him the "Happy Killer".
  13. Scron... aka the infamous, Mr. Happy.
  14. Originally posted by Back Lane Madders It's obvious he was killed

    Scron and HTS-n00b murdered him. Crawled through the window, then left the same way.
  15. *kroz laugh loop*
  16. Originally posted by Sudo I've been spending too much time with people I use for achieving immediate actionable short term outcomes instead of building lasting things. Maybe some aspects of it will work out but I'm beginning to see that not everyone can stack

    Join a chess club, where it's at least an hour between moves.
  17. Originally posted by mmQ I was just buying a half from this dude I don't often utilize. He was drunk enough to where he weighed it as a quarter and I questioned it obviously saying I wanted a half and hes like yeah it is, a quarter would be 3.5gs and I chuckled and hoped he wasn't so drunk it was gonna weird and he was gonna get mad when I insisted that that's incorrect, and it's double what he's saying, but then he did one of those drunk momentary deep-in-thought realizations that 'oh yeah you're right' and then everything went back to normal and he also gave me a chocolate chip cookie for my good behavior.

    In some scenarios (and possibly other dimensions), the drunk dealer dude gets shot before he can even get to the realization part.
  18. Originally posted by mmQ Is it inevitable that there will be firework injuries? I wonder what they are per population. Will 1 out of 100 people suffer a minor burn or injury? How many people a year will DIE from casual fireworks they purchased? How many out of a million will be severely injured? What are the odds of me sitting on my deck and a stray bottle rocket or Roman candle catches me directly in the open eye when I'm not paying attention?

    Three people per year die of swallowing lit firecrackers.
  19. Originally posted by mmQ Or maybe weed needs a tolerance break from YOU.

    Or maybe the break itself needs tolerance.
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