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  1. Originally posted by mmQ The thrill of being put on a sex offender list just for urinating in public and having to explain yourself for the rest of your life.

    The only requirement is that your wiener be out in public view.
  2. Originally posted by Haxxor We’re going to need to see a real picture to make that call.

    You don't want to see that. Some things can't be un-seen.
  3. "Cars kill people! Ban cars!"
    "Knives kill people. Ban knives!"
    "Drugs kill people. Ban drugs!"


    These mindless idiots are way too stupid to figure out tools don't kill people, people kill people. They don't want to address the root problems, so they shoot the messenger instead.
  4. Vinny has a lasagna ??
  5. The "experts" used to execute people for daring to question the flatness of the Earth. Then there was thalidomide, where the "experts" fought tooth and nail for years, before the deformed babies came out in the tens of thousands and they could no longer keep up the scam. The "experts" also insisted for two years the jab was the miracle cure which would end Covid transmission. Now, they're like "oops, our bad. Please forgive us."
  6. Originally posted by Kafka ….but it’s not bad like I can’t look at myself in the mirror, so I’ll fix it later.

    Can't be any worse than Speedy Parker looking at himself in a mirror.
  7. Originally posted by Rape Monster Spectral probably can't even operate a microwave let alone hack a computer

    I'm a rare Totse "Hacker Mod", meaning I appeared on the mod team overnight, without administrative approval. That's pretty hard to beat.
  8. Originally posted by Obbe Denial occurs after we have taken in information and consciously reject it because it's total bullshit.

    Fixed
  9. ^ This clown actually believes a bunch of paid off muppets.
  10. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Name one

    That would be telling.
  11. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Maybe you'll actually fry a motherboard somehow.

    I assure you, I have the know-how and the capability to penetrate ANY system out there, as I've already proved on several occasions.
  12. Originally posted by Michael Myers I assure you: I have two undescended testicles.

    So just the pecker standing out alone.
  13. The chick cups him and ...


    "... you only have one ball!!"

    "Yes, ma'am. I'm a one-ball man, and I'm off to the rodeo."
  14. Meh.. stick has a dick and one ball.
  15. Originally posted by Michael Myers Not at all. This way you damage yourself and that is not ok.

    Then why on Earth do you do it?
  16. Get punched in the gut and get the pain of an undescended testicle.
  17. Maybe he didn't actually rob it, and the real robber decided to frame him again.
  18. Originally posted by Michael Myers I don't know how you can take naps. If I take a nap, I can't sleep again until the next day. That's why I only sleep whenever I have to. Often I pull all-nighters but it has proved to have taken a toll on the cognitive functions of my brain as I experience a lot of memory problems.

    Would the Prophet approve of this behavior?
  19. Originally posted by Sudo There was a guy (do not know him on a personal level) the other day who has 3was in jail for bank robbery, then escaped from jail and immediately traveled an hour and a half to rob the same bank, then was arrested shortly after. Why do people do that? Rob the same fucking bank? It makes no sense, I guess it's part of being criminally insane and yet an ineff2ctual underachiever.

    How disappointing would it be to be that guy's family?

    "Timmy robbed a bank and got caught"

    "Timmy has escaped from jail!"

    "Timmy went directly to the bank he previously robbed"

    "Timmy got caught again"

    "Stay in there Timmy"

    Some people's kids amirite?

    Banks rob their customer multiple times. Just sayin'.
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