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  1. The vast majority of people are way too stupid and lazy to better their lot in life. They'd much rather fester in the stink of their own corruption and wait for someone else to do something about it.
  2. *st|2 alert*
  3. Originally posted by Speedy Parker The right to keep and bear arms in the US Constitution is the one and only thing that has kept the entire world free from global elite totalitarian rule for the last 84,506 days.

    Hey. Humans were born with arms.
  4. Originally posted by Meikai sudo's canadian. we already have assisted death for basically whatever reason strikes a person's fancy (the initial person whose fancy is struck needn't be the one who's to eventually commit suicide, so long as fancy-strikee can harangue their prospective suicidee into signing the relevant consent forms).

    think suicide booths from futurama except it's an advisor from the hospital's ethics committee harassing you once every 2 hours so he can remind you that while he understands your frustration with the waiting room's flickering lights and the inexplicable 5 hour delay to your scheduled routine checkup, you haven't explored all your treatment options for actually dealing with that stress. instead of like… a personal choice made by someone who has 25 cents and the quick convenient transaction that follows.


    Soylent Green takes place in the year 2022.


  5. Originally posted by blaster master Yeah I was going to make a joke about WellHungs favorite thing ever but I'll give it a couple days.

    Why wait?
  6. Originally posted by Bradley No one likes peedy parker

    This isn't a popularity contest.
  7. Originally posted by Bradley I know this sounds crazy but after doing crack and drinking for 2 days i feel like i satisfied the craving i had fully.

    Got a lot of book work done in my classes even if i only got 80% on the first attempt of the 2 quizzes. Normally when i quit drinking for months i go back and stay wasted for years.

    I woke up and didn't wanna drink didn't wanna do crack didn't wanna cigarette just hot dogs and reading.

    Weird

    You might just be human after all!
  8. pics of teh dead gramma or it nvr happnd
  9. Originally posted by Speedy Parker Get a dog

    And a jar of peanut butter.
  10. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson No, I've cut as many carbs out as I reasonably can…white bread, rice, noodles and taters are off the menu for the most part.

    Sacrilege.
  11. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson They used to sell them around the corner from my old job in England…one of the women would buy them for lunch and sit there in the break room eating them in front of us…what was it they were called (not rocky mountain oysters)…hmm I'll have to think about it and see if I can remember

    She could eat two dozen testicles in a single sitting.
  12. Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I might take a pic of my fish and peas smothered in chemical sludge tonight if I remember.

    No chips??
  13. Eating testicles would be like eating eyeballs.
  14. Swim the crocodiles, jump the piranhas, race the bears, wrestle the sharks..
  15. The long jump, the high jump, the 100-yard dash...
  16. Freaks are people, too.
  17. I used to know a 90-year-old couple who would eat cat food sandwiches. The kitchen stunk when they were laying the spread on the bread.
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