It doesn't take much coaxing at all to get a British man to wear a dress. You can also call him darling and get away with it.
2021-04-19 at 2:02 PM UTC
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Are you vaccinated?
It was obviously one or more sasquatches that killed them all.
2021-04-19 at 11:29 AM UTC
in
Holy shit. Sudo died.
Sudo was actually the notorious Totse user Vizier. Thought you all should know, now that he's passed away.
A real bobcat is a lot bigger than that.
2021-04-19 at 10:34 AM UTC
in
Holy shit. Sudo died.
Sudo is now in a better place.
2021-04-19 at 10:33 AM UTC
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We’re pregnant!
We need to buy an extra small earmuff hat.
2021-04-19 at 1:35 AM UTC
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Why is my water bill $223???
It's all COVID-scare related. People are also getting electricity bills for thousands of dollars.
These are all staged. Nobody really dies. They call them simulations. Some of these simulations "go live", and people really are shot, but most are just fake and staged with crisis actors. Then they want to get that fake publicity out to every phone they can and get it up on every news channel, using their Mockingbird Media goons. Even the cover of simulations itself is fake, because it's really all tied back to the radical leftists' attempt to eradicate the Second Amendment. But if they really had to tell you, they would tell you these are crisis simulations, and that they are not lawfully allowed to reveal the true nature of the simulations to the public, under the proud and noble banner of national security and public safety, of course.
2021-04-19 at 12:56 AM UTC
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Are you vaccinated?
Fat people caught outside will be run down by mobs and divided amongst the runners.
