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  1. Originally posted by Cowboy2013 So cops killed him? Where’s the news article?

    THEORY 1:

    Mr. Happy and HTS-n00b originally killed him.


    THEORY 2:

    Mr. Happy and HTS-noob originally killed him and then the cops shot him, thinking he was alive and just not coming out.


    THEORY 3:

    A demon, in the form of an angry black man residing inside his head, forced him to kill himself, and then the cops shot him as well.
  2. When they say "The Don" in the Mafia, they're actually referring to Donald Trump. Donald Trump has been the head of the mafia for over 50 years. He's THE actual Don.
  3. Vinny is a Mongolian, a close cousin of the Chinaman.
  4. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood that makes no sense at all. They frequently anally molest me and charge me for it

    When you pay 15 cents tax on a chocolate bar, the government then owes you 15 cents in services. But you have to demand it. Stomp right on in and demand your 15 cents of services. Just tell them flatly, "I gave you 15 cents and now you need to do something for me, bud. This is a two-way street here, not charity."
  5. Originally posted by Bradley wow, that's fucked.

    My bank gave me 2 debit cards (one being mailed to me( and one in person

    its not normal to get multiple of the debit card? How can I get paid off this

    This first one you use, either one, is activated, while the second one will be deactivated.
  6. "We didn't get him this time, but we bruised him, which is a major victory for chronic losers like us."

    Signed: stl1
  7. I'm not even _____________. That's Lanny putting that under everyone's username. I'm actually The Man With No Name.
  8. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny go ahead.

    stick a piece of tape on paper thin glass vials. see how good it works.

    Duct tape sticks to anything. Don't they have duck tape in Mongolia?
  9. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny they dont do that in nerderlands.

    Sooo.. they're just jolly cops and don't actually do anything.

    "Righto...good sir, would you mind not robbing that bank, or you could just leave with the money, whatever suits you best?"
  10. Originally posted by Donald Trump I want to see Harry S. Truman's dental records.

    I want to see JFK's autopsy.
  11. You put two-color diagonal lines on it. That fucks up the digital scanner.
  12. Originally posted by stl1 Spectral, although he's already dead inside.

    That didn't frighten -SpectraL.
  13. Maybe we should all see Hunter Biden and Hillary's taxes.
  14. Originally posted by stl1 Must be a Democrat!

    lol

    Personally, I don't believe in taxes or government at all. But if we're going to go that route, taxes have to have representation. If the taxes have no representation, then it's nothing more than outright theft of people's money and should be illegal.
  15. Anyways, just reapply online, get a new social worker, and take it from there. It's not hard. You'll see it will all work out. They can't leave you without the basic necessities of life, regardless of your contractual obligations.
  16. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i think ur wrong the government has no obligation to do jack shit and actively make peoples lives worse. What world do you live in

    No, you're wrong. When you buy a chocolate bar, you pay taxes on that chocolate bar. That makes the government obligated to take care of you.
  17. Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood shes nice it's the ymca people that are on my ass now

    It's illegal for the government to leave you on the street without the basic necessities of life, regardless of your obligations. Remind them of that fact.
  18. Originally posted by vindicktive vinny so how high would that stack be if 100 dollar notes are used instead.

    0.679 miles high.

    ;)
  19. Prove to us you're still alive.
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