2021-02-28 at 8:21 PM UTC
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Dear Finny
A kangaroo will set itself chest high in a lake or river and wait for predators to come into the water, whereupon it drowns the newcomer.
Lesson: Never get in the water with a kangaroo.
Only on NiS can you go from raping grandpas to walking dogs.
2021-02-28 at 8:17 PM UTC
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What would be hell for you?
It would be useless to give you another life, because you'd just do the same thing. It all comes down to heart condition, not body, or chances.
2021-02-28 at 7:15 PM UTC
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What would be hell for you?
If you kill yourself, you might not see the other side.
2021-02-28 at 6:38 PM UTC
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What would be hell for you?
How about getting your dick tied off when you really have to take a piss?
2021-02-28 at 6:37 PM UTC
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I made my boyfriend cry
Never knew grandpas were a thing until now.
2021-02-28 at 4:15 PM UTC
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Is Lake Trout any good?
Electric motor also works the best. Quiet is key.
I can't decide which option is best.
2021-02-28 at 4:13 PM UTC
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Is Lake Trout any good?
Very good. Hardly any bones either. Catch them up to 40 pounds up at the lake, down around 200 feet. They travel in schools, so if you hit one, there's lots more right there. Just keep making passes back and forth across the school, once you locate it, and you get a hit on almost every pass. Use a gang troll of spinners with a minnow on the end on steel line, they can see that from a half mile away.
Many, many years ago when I was 23,
I was married to a wider who was purty as can be.
This wider had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her and soon they two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life
For my daughter was my mother cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matter even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.
I'm my own grandpa,
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa.
My little baby then became a brother-in-law to dad,
And so became my uncle though it made me very sad.
For, if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the wider's grown-up daughter who, of course, was my step-mother.
My father's wife then had a son who kept them on the run,
And he became my grandchild for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother and it makes me blue
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother too.
I'm my own grandpa,
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa.
Oh, if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild.
And every time I think of it, it nearly drives me wild
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my own grandmother, I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa,
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa.
Sounds like the beginnings of an "I'm my own Grampa" situation.
Confucius also say, "Never turn back on Democrat."
If only you had been just a few feet closer...
*while screwing on silencer*
"Sorry I have to kill you. It's really nothing personal, you understand."
sfft... sffftt... sffft...
2021-02-28 at 12:05 AM UTC
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Rapist school now open
All those who are rapists/molesters in this thread, please raise your penis.
