Go in and get detoxed or you'll lose your family, girlfriend, and eventually your life. There really is no other choice. Just do it and get it over with. Good luck.
The reason we don't fly off the Earth is magnetic attraction. If you hold a thread near an electrically charged object, the thread moves toward the object and "sticks".
They were just going to give him a paid suspension for a Christmas break, but a group of researchers discovered even more wrongdoing, so they decided to give him the old heave-ho. He'll probably be on fake news NBC by the new year.