Gravity doesn't exist

1. 2021-12-05 at 1:22 PM UTC

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   MuscleStud69 African Astronaut
   Prove me wrong
2. 2021-12-05 at 1:24 PM UTC

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   The Self Taught Man Black Hole
   Then why do I cum on the floor and not the ceiling?
3. 2021-12-05 at 1:25 PM UTC

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   MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by Solstice Then why do I cum on the floor and not the ceiling?

   
   The earth is constantly accelerating "up" in 4 dimensional spacetime at 10 m/s²
4. 2021-12-05 at 1:41 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by MuscleStud69 The earth is constantly accelerating "up" in 4 dimensional spacetime at 10 m/s²

   
   9.81.
   
   dalits cant do decimals.
5. 2021-12-05 at 2:02 PM UTC

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   MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

   Originally posted by vindicktive vinny 9.81.
   
   dalits cant do decimals.

   
   Prove it
6. 2021-12-05 at 2:06 PM UTC

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   vindicktive vinny Black Hole

   Originally posted by MuscleStud69 Prove it

   
   my proof is incompatible with dalits.
   The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!

   • STER0S
7. 2021-12-05 at 2:22 PM UTC

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   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
   My furniture remains on the floor despite the afore mentioned “acceleration”
   
   If in fact your acceleration theory were correct my furniture would at very least be flung around my spacious abode.
   
   Case closed
   
   End thread
8. 2021-12-05 at 2:29 PM UTC

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   ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
   The reason we don't fly off the Earth is magnetic attraction. If you hold a thread near an electrically charged object, the thread moves toward the object and "sticks".
9. 2021-12-05 at 2:30 PM UTC

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   DrugSmuggler African Astronaut
   My furniture is magnetic
10. 2021-12-05 at 2:58 PM UTC

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    vindicktive vinny Black Hole
    ask candy rain to show you her boobs.
    
    ask her to show you her breasts again same time next year.
    
    the existence of gravity has been proven.
11. 2021-12-05 at 3:06 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ask candy rain to show you her boobs.
    
    ask her to show you her breasts again same time next year.
    
    the existence of gravity has been proven.

    
    How about testicles?
12. 2021-12-05 at 3:29 PM UTC

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    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny my proof is incompatible with dalits.

    
    Mong has no proof^
13. 2021-12-05 at 3:30 PM UTC

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    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler My furniture remains on the floor despite the afore mentioned “acceleration”
    
    If in fact your acceleration theory were correct my furniture would at very least be flung around my spacious abode.
    
    Case closed
    
    End thread

    
    Nope, it's just a straight vector in 4D space, no different than riding an elevator.
14. 2021-12-05 at 3:31 PM UTC

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    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ The reason we don't fly off the Earth is magnetic attraction. If you hold a thread near an electrically charged object, the thread moves toward the object and "sticks".

    
    Wrong, it is due to the Weak Nuclear Force
15. 2021-12-05 at 3:31 PM UTC

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    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by DrugSmuggler My furniture is magnetic

    
    Probably if it has ferrous metals in it
16. 2021-12-05 at 3:32 PM UTC

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    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ask candy rain to show you her boobs.
    
    ask her to show you her breasts again same time next year.
    
    the existence of gravity has been proven.

    
    This is just dye to inertia and acceleration upwards at 10m/s²
17. 2021-12-05 at 4:16 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole

    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 This is just dye to inertia and acceleration upwards at 10m/s²

    
    If that was true, the boobs would perk up when on the back of the planet.
18. 2021-12-05 at 4:23 PM UTC

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    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ If that was true, the boobs would perk up when on the back of the planet.

    
    Sure would... If you clung on.
19. 2021-12-05 at 4:36 PM UTC

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Black Hole
    And when they're on the side of the planet, the boobs would point straight out.
20. 2021-12-05 at 5:40 PM UTC

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    MuscleStud69 African Astronaut

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ And when they're on the side of the planet, the boobs would point straight out.

    
    Nah, they would still sag. Unless you were upside down.