Posts by WolfgangBladt

1. 2021-02-16 at 2:39 PM UTC in I called off work.
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   u dont need to go out of the house to make money on onlyfans
2. 2021-02-16 at 2:37 PM UTC in Talking to OLDS is such a trip
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   Originally posted by Antifa Member They have so many stories and adventures. Open up a conversation with old people and you'll learn a lot.
   
   Do they have kids? What are they doing now?
   
   How many different careers have they been through?
   
   Where did they grow up.
   
   
   It's like a whole ass life to dissect and I'm sitting here with just a few decades to share, and I don't even remember the first half that well.
   
   Old people are the shit. Can't wait till they die and stop voting tho.

   
   only works if they not dementiaed
3. 2021-02-16 at 2:35 PM UTC in I got a NEW JOB!
   WolfgangBladt Houston

   Originally posted by BeeReBuddy All you have to do is be faster than the machine and then you use the difference to play Runescape.

   
   selling rune scimmys 12k each
4. 2021-02-16 at 2:34 PM UTC in Homopolar motor
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   more like fagpolar motors
5. 2021-02-15 at 4:01 PM UTC in completely fucked neighbours car
   WolfgangBladt Houston

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby Pretty much

   
   i may not be as cool as you want but im still ur dad. go make some friends so u can go out n play with them while i dance with mummy on the bed
6. 2021-02-15 at 4 PM UTC in completely fucked neighbours car
   WolfgangBladt Houston

   Originally posted by Solstice OP seems like one of those tryhard "cool dads" trying to fit in

   
   wateva u say sunlight min/maxer
7. 2021-02-15 at 3:59 PM UTC in having a major winter storm in a few hours
   WolfgangBladt Houston

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby No im not. I just think you're a huge lamer, all your post are wannabe attempts to come off as edgy

   
   very original, keep digging your hole OG
8. 2021-02-15 at 2:57 PM UTC in having a major winter storm in a few hours
   WolfgangBladt Houston

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby I never said you were dumb for that, that's not what you said in the post i quoted you smacktard

   
   yeah keep backpedaling u girl groper
9. 2021-02-15 at 2:54 PM UTC in completely fucked neighbours car
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   was so fucking perrrrr like urmagherd
10. 2021-02-15 at 1:10 PM UTC in I am now automatically blocking all of InfinityShocks past and future alts
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    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood i dont get it

    
    dont worry, cool username. where is it from?
11. 2021-02-15 at 1:09 PM UTC in My friend is a gun nut
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    dont smoke ur coke like a nigger, feed ur nostrils the sweet sweet china
12. 2021-02-15 at 10:31 AM UTC in $2000? What do you need $1400 for?
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    such a joke cant believe our president is a wariat
13. 2021-02-15 at 9:38 AM UTC in Is tmwpiiha really this dense or just a brain damaged scumbag?
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    Originally posted by aldra https://www.theguardian.com/society/2012/may/03/problem-behaviour-babies-born-late
    
    
    just thought I'd mix it up a bit and pass on the FAS joke this time

    
    i dont thik its relevant cos he was an ectopic pregnancy. he was conceived from anal sex and fell out of his mums butt
14. 2021-02-15 at 9:19 AM UTC in having a major winter storm in a few hours
    WolfgangBladt Houston

    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 You should drive approximately 10mph on the interstate when it gets cold out due to safety

    
    slow doesnt mean safe...
15. 2021-02-15 at 8:03 AM UTC in having a major winter storm in a few hours
    WolfgangBladt Houston

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby You're an idiot

    
    yeah, fuck me im dumb for knowing how to drive to different weather conditions. is there a vaccine that will stop me from making good decisions and get me down to ur potato-brain level? maybe i can inject some extra chromosomes to join you in downie wonderland
16. 2021-02-15 at 7:50 AM UTC in having a major winter storm in a few hours
    WolfgangBladt Houston

    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe Why would you smoke weed whilst working out. That is some dumbass shit.
    
    

    
    dont diss it until you try it. babysteps, first try exercise then weed, then finally both.
17. 2021-02-15 at 7:48 AM UTC in having a major winter storm in a few hours
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    lets hope more single digit iq gremlins dont think their colin mcrae and try speed run their trip to work. actually it doesnt matter if they do, the gene pool needs some chlorine
18. 2021-02-15 at 7:03 AM UTC in I typed Zoklet and found this site
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    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz it's a good thing i don't fuck whores or women that use drugs, aside from alcohol/weed/shrooms/tobacco
    
    
    can't stand the taste of tobacco mouth though. i'd rather be more disciplined like henry rollins and stick to women that don't smoke or drink, but i really can't help being attracted to some of those types

    
    can u taste the tobacco when chain smoking dingus fire off into your mouth?
19. 2021-02-15 at 6:55 AM UTC in I typed Zoklet and found this site
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    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz ive only put it in women's asses out of convenience or if it's a request. it's nice not requiring a condom cause i hate those things

    
    if u fuck the shitter of a crackwhore u wont get her pregnant, but she might impregnate you with AIDS
20. 2021-02-15 at 6:17 AM UTC in I typed Zoklet and found this site
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    Originally posted by Kuntzschutz friends are lame unless you stick your penis in their vaginas regularly
    
    i don't care for the concept, normally

    
    there are no such thing as backwards facing vaginas. ur poo jabbin bro