This isnt some chikin type Bill Krozby reference for a certain type of girl.
An actual turkey.
I was walking home and it was standing on the street. I was scared at first, for it..I was worried. "Poor little turkey, what are you doing in the middle of the street?"
It made a weird sound at that point and I knew it was injured. So, I took it upon myself to take it under my wing.
I cradled him and walked him home to my place. We sat down and shared a few ales and talked about things ranging from basic math to complicated math.
Then we fucked.
Try a turkey baster next time, faggot. and rape your shit-pussy with it.
Im thinking a bit staged but still funny. there should of been some crazy ass looking 300 pound biker with tats as security. of course if this was in the hood someone would of just pulled out a glock
im 5 foot 11 or 10.5 from just over 6 feet because i have a herniated l4-l5 region and like an according, i shrunk.
the most I weighted was 260 but I used to bench well over my weight
now im 238 and losing more and more. but I let myself go. I need to go back and spend 2 hours a day 4-5 days a week in the gym. at least starting. maybe n extra hour a day out of the week. I started lifting some weights and doing a few pushups and my muscled ahced for hours its a shitty kind of lingering ache too. like annoying.
also 1/4th of 2021 is just about up. Where does the time goooooo?
not really. what other music created characters were created by other Musicians over time? who was the first and how has the art of Music Characters been lost in these modern times of talented fucks
Canadians are all communist pieces of shit that support the Communization of America and Im hoping it gets nuked and all the smoke heads north, across the arctic and down into Russia
