How much cuter I am than Irma and zero plastic surgery was involved.
2022-12-24 at 8:39 AM UTC
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Kafka's mental break down also makes me feel better about staying up all night to count swag and finish my work before vacation because I'm a prograstinator and then proceed to stay up through the day and freak the fuck out over some shit going down with our friends that doesn't even really involve me. Cried like all day until I finally got some rest and talked to my mom.
2022-12-24 at 8:38 AM UTC
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But you don't hate meeeee
2022-12-24 at 8:35 AM UTC
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I made a delicious raspberry Bombay Sapphire Moscow mule the other day so fuck all y'all that don't like gin. You're not about the culture.
I find this funny considering you have never seen what I look like Bradders.
2022-12-11 at 10:11 PM UTC
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Broke my laptop
Ha ha. Ain no one going to pay for anything for you when you're fugly and act like a cunt. Fucking pick me hopping on the Wednesday trend...
I have a long few days ahead of me. 💨💨💨
I saw modest mouse two nights ago at ACL Live with my best friend from high school and she stayed at my mine. I forgot how bad ass live music is. Thanks COVID.
Your mom is the greatest drug dealer on here