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Posts by Incessant

  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ You GUARANTEE? speaking of Vegas drop some odds then. What's the over/under on Casper's life being glamorous?

    90/10 but I don't know how odds work
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ my name is casper i live in the land of the angels making movies and fucking on beaches

    fucker

    I guarantee you his life is not as glamorous as it sounds. That being said let's all go visit Casper or go to Vegas or something.
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ he's bisexual if you're insinuating you would be DEE TEE EFF him

    Nah he got mad at me that I was snapping him when my ex and I were broken up but my ex was still renting a room from me and driving my car.
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse Torts been ghey since his meth days on tc during zoklet

    Such a shame because he's pretty fine.
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Haxxor Shut up
    You’re not my real father

    I am your father.
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    I've been really overwhelmed and stuff so. I still haven't made these but I reallllyyy hope I do tomorrow.

    Also clean your house by Saturday at midnight so you don't take any filth into the new year.
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Either go work at Ariba and make that steaming pile of shit worse of just hack em and take them offline. Thanks. My blood pressure would appreciate it.

    I'm going to name my first heart attack after Ariba Cloud
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Casper isn’t either of those things. Tort is a major fag though and he probably had his work srsly cut out for him, GOD BLESS.

    Can confirm. Seent it with my own eyes that torts ghey.
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    I'm sorry you almost unalived
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Here is my craziest story

    I was sitting at the bottom of my driveway in my family home which is on an area with very little light pollution. I was pulling tarot cards for myself and I remember the tower was in there which scareded me. Looking back that was a time eihjt before shit got real shitty.

    I saw this unidentified flying object that was basically staying hovering over my house. And when you stared at it yoi coile see it was shaped like a triangle with a concave bottom line of the triangle and lights on app three corners. It was flying in darting patterns not usually for a plane or helicopter ans then it would just stop and hover.

    I wanted to have evidence so I ran inside and asked my dad to come look at it. He looked up and kind of furrowed his brow and all he said was "well thats not good" and I was like you agree it's not a normal ship and he agreed and then went back inside. I stayed for a while and tried to take pictures but cell phone cameras sucked this was probably 2010 or 11. When you expand the pictures it looks like half the face of an old man is looking at you with only one eye open. The ship stayed over an hour and I got bored so I went inside. The craziest part is I asked my dad to corporate my story to my sister. And he said "what are you talking about dear, I told you that was probably the north star." And I know when my dad was wasted not just a little drunk and he was definitely not wasted.

    After researching I decided that was probably a government reverse engineered ship. But at the time I really hoped it was my star family saying they are watching over me.
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    I have a few encounter stories

    Once in college I saw an aqua blue type light flying really fast and not like normal. No one else on the patio saw it and I was sober and they were all fucked up.

    Saw a similar looking thing really early in the morning driving to Dallas

    Two of my friends were eating with me and we saw a giant lime.green ish flash from like over top of the buildings obstructing oir view

    A similar green color was another UFO I saw flying parallel to the highway heading down town while there was either a shooting or I can't elremembwr what happened but I saw normal helicopters already closer to down town
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Feel better scron
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ My pet chipmunk would beg to differ.

    Aww post it in my pawesome thread
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ None of you kids bother me.

    We are all you have
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    It makes me sad that other people on the internet don't get to know the living meme that is speccy.
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala She gets it from her mama 😭

    Lol
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I like watching ladies get their toes painted.
    Gaaaaaayyyyyy
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    The stativa
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by RIPtotse 6 foot isnt big get on me and the ghosts level

    That's funny if you believed that. Lol
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by DontTellEm YES!! YESSSS

    Ew. April is about to coom.
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