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Posts by Incessant

  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala That sounds really good. How did you spice up your quac?

    I was lazy and used an individual serving of like guac . But usually I put like garlic powder onion powder salt pepper maybe a lil paprika? And lime juice

    I copied the toast from this cafe I go to. $12 is ridiculous for avocado toast with no egg or bacon plus I'm not in the office all the time to buy it.
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    Oh I guess it's Prometheus you ar scared of. I told you to be careful and not give PI out but you didn't listen. You wanted to make an enemy out of me instead of a friend.

    Oh and by the way. This is what it looks like when I am making it about me. In case you were still confused.
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I have a different face now because of dermal fillers and braces. Different jaw and everything. Also had eyebrows lifted w Botox.

    You didn't mention a diffent nose and that's a hard ghly contributing factor.
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by General Butt.Naked I met a 6'9" girl at tje bar last year n she wasnt jacked or manly or anything. Just a huge amazon n my friends were like "i know youre with ur gf but you need to get her number in case theres an extinction event."

    I wonder if tall girls have big clits?

    I would imagine? From the opposite personal experienve, the logic seems to follow.
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Kafka, you know Scron condones rape right?
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Haha never knew trippy mindfuck was scrons.

    No one is trying to track you down. You're having an episode your paranoia is off the charts.
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Probably Pink - Misundastood but actually I think my frist birned cd was a gift from an acting teacher and it was the Beatles and 60s music
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Drinking Pinot grigio by the pool. Trying to decide if I want some canna butter or not.
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka You haven't seen the heart piercings. But no can do pal, it's easier to become a legend when people don't know how human you are, and you don't deserve shit.

    You'll never be a legend here I can tell you that. Maybe a humerous footnote.
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Rape Monster Pop tarts are okay but toaster strudel was the fucking shit with the little frosting packet

    Dude yes ughhh ate those all through highschool
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Lavender Squad shut the fuck up faggot

    Lol
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka I can't sell my Vermeer tickets because I'm banned from selling on Ebay.

    How have none of you unpacked this yet?
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by aldra

    You just dated yourself so much
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ Thank you for bringing this to my attention. Let me go ahead and examine the details in my end. As soon as things check out, I will let you know right away.

    Wot r u examining?
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Incessant Dont influence me into day drinking

    I resisted but I got wine for tomorrow
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    Dont influence me into day drinking
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    I made a delightful breakfast of gluten free avocado toast (layer of Greek yogurt with dill and lime juice under the layer of spicy guac, topped with arugala and cherry tomatoes) and a berry and greens smoothie with oat milk and hulled chia seeds.

    Only thing I did wrong was skip a sweetener on my smoothie like a banana or some honey
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Kafka

    Lol. Good one. Startrek is in Ireland like her.
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by MuscleStud69 More like you like to chew cock

    Hehe
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ No, I'm saying I chew like a cow.

    Its ok. You are welcome here anyway. Either way.
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