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Posts by Incessant

  1. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Whales are currently plotting a course to kill us all and take over the planet.

    Ok but what I’m actually scared of is land safe flying squids that know how to use harpoons. They’re so smart!
  2. Incessant African Astronaut
    I’m neither
  3. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by frala Hey guys how’s it going

    It’s going
  4. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Cowboy2013 That sucks.

    Yes. She is.
  5. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson We can both wear earplugs then.


    Hard pass.
  6. Incessant African Astronaut
    Hours melt to days as I realize I’m in a haze
    It’s got to be the jab, prolly means I’m going to end up on a slap
    Brain fog gives you the worst sobs
    Because you think you use to be someone capable, and never fat.

    Too bad the omens were stacked against me
    Zombie pigeon haunting, yeah I think it’s really daunting
    The prospect of playing chess for life with my little black knife
    I’m a place where logic will never suffice
  7. Incessant African Astronaut
    Risk it for the biscuit, that’s what they always said
    Never really knew if I listened the reaper would have my head
    Sitting though I’m spinning round
    As it fades to black I can’t even make out the sound of my own heart beating
    Remember, darling, every moment is fleeting.

    Ice bucket challenges were made for someone like me
    Little did they know that there would be a big fee
    For watching my bodily fluids flow like the Nile
    Sinister decisions mean I’ll be in the ground a while
  8. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Life is about new experiences and best when shared with others.


    Yeah but like that sounds disgusting
  9. Incessant African Astronaut
    Standing in my bedroom, trying to get the day along
    Gotta slave at a thankless job just to get some play
    Cuz the girlies never hand around for long
    That’s the only reason I’m going to say

    That k r o z dogs will never work
    It’s just a pipe dream, yeah you’re better off at church
    Sittin in the deep end, trying to catch the scene
    But deep down you know that k r o z dogs will never work
    That’s why you gotta go get that peen
  10. Incessant African Astronaut
    Thank your favorite
  11. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson I'd like Incessant to poop on my chest.

    Um, why?
  12. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Pete Green Mormon much?

    No, u?
  13. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny i want to be a yellow star thats getting sucked off by a black whore

    Why do you have to ruin everything?
  14. Incessant African Astronaut
    I’m existing at this moment because life is just a funny joke. I wanna be a star instead. Gaseous, coruscant, and with no expectations put on you other than to keep existing.
  15. Incessant African Astronaut
    May times at funerals and twice in the wild.
  16. Incessant African Astronaut
    There are only two triangles in my only tattoo when the design has three shapes in it. I should an hero for the embarrassment of not having a third triangle.
  17. Incessant African Astronaut
    I am smoking out of a silicon pipe that looks like an ice cream cone. That’s all you need to know.
  18. Incessant African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    People have this idea that America is a rich country, but look at the ragged clothes normal people have to wear.

    That outfit was actually probably more expensive than you think. People buy things with holes pre torn into them.
  19. Incessant African Astronaut
    It really scares me sometimes how much sense scron seems to make to me…
  20. Incessant African Astronaut
    This would be me. I almost got off the last plane I was on because I saw a fly buzzing around and land on the top of the wall next to me. And idk why I felt like “how did a fly get in here? Am I about to have deja vu and see this same fly land again and have a final destination moment…. But I just relaxed and told myself “it’s just a sky boat” and then I proceeded to carry around a ripped up peace of a sprouts bag that I felt was a talisman of protection because it came from my home and I wanted to get back to my home safely.

    Anxiety is a hell of a drug.
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