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  1. #1
    Dirtbag African Astronaut
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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    Dirtbag African Astronaut
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    0:13 says, "breaking down the final barriers that separate us from them".

    If it had made fire without matches, which it has no understanding of, I would be way more convinced. All they have done is to teach it to use matches. Humans could have come up with fire much sooner if someone gave us a bic lighter 500,000 years ago.
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Fucking vile what they’re doing to those primates.

    Tool use and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

    And now these monsters are trying to inflict the same untold suffering on other species.

    It would be kinder to just genocide their species than condemn them to this fate
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  5. #5
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
  6. #6
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Fucking vile what they’re doing to those primates.

    Tool use and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.

    And now these monsters are trying to inflict the same untold suffering on other species.

    It would be kinder to just genocide their species than condemn them to this fate

    You are a perfect example of a useless tool.

    inb4yermom
  7. #7
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker inb4yermom

    Sorry bro but I was in yer mom a long time ago, too late to get in there before me
  8. #8
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Sorry bro but I was in yer mom a long time ago, too late to get in there before me

    So predicted that...
  9. #9
    Incessant African Astronaut
    Kafka have you read Ismael? I think you’d like it.
  10. #10
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So predicted that…

    The fact that you can predict the various ways I fuck your mother says more about you than it does about me.


    Living rent free in your moms vagina since 1996
  11. #11
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Props to Ishmael for anticipating the return to monke meme 20 years before it was a thing
  12. #12
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny The fact that you can predict the various ways I fuck your mother says more about you than it does about me.


    Living rent free in your moms vagina since 1996

    You are one dimension
  13. #13
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Only requires movement in one dimension to slide my cock in and out of your mother
  14. #14
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny Only requires movement in one dimension to slide my cock in and out of your mother

    So your cock is just a single point with no measurements. That explains why you like pretending to be a woman online. Thanks for clearing that up.
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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker So your cock is just a single point with no measurements. That explains why you like pretending to be a woman online. Thanks for clearing that up.

    That’s not implied by what I said but thanks for spending so much time thinking about my cock friendo
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    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny That’s not implied by what I said but thanks for spending so much time thinking about my cock friendo

    You didn't imply anything, you came right out and stated it, therefore no thought time required.

    Thanks for playing.

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    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You didn't imply anything, you came right out and stated it, therefore no thought time required.

    Thanks for playing.


    I think you're hallucinating again jimbo. It's understandable, when you're so distracted thinking about my cock
  18. #18
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny I think you're hallucinating again jimbo. It's understandable, when you're so distracted thinking about my cock

    You're the one talking about it.
  19. #19
    Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Speedy Parker You're the one talking about it.

    You’re literally still posting about my dick kiddo
  20. #20
    Speedy Parker Black Hole
    Originally posted by Lanny You’re literally still posting about my dick kiddo

    You're the ine typing the word over and over not me, Poindexter. So yeah, fail...

    Keep trying sport, you're gonna get there someday. Thanks for playing though.
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