Originally posted by Bugz
There was No Toilet Paper even with the 1 per customer rule.
But I found TP On Prime. You purchase the 64 dollar Angel Soft 80 pack case. it last you a few months. this isn't stockpiling. It's one case with 80 single rolls. thats less than a dollar a roll which is decent. I remember when it was like 50 cents not long ago. TP companies are making a fortune and can't keep up trying to make it. but the average cost now is like 1.15USD per roll.
Angel Soft is 2 ply but really thin. it takes a lot to wipe. I know I just went through a case of it with gigi. and anyone woman here or any many with women in the house know women use it for other shit besides shitting. they always use it to dab their cootch after peeing while men just have to shake it off. they seem to blow their nose with it while crapping. like they're multifaceting as they do in a car while driving and putting makeup on while drinking coffee at the same fucking time.
"Men are so wasteful" women love to spend but they also love to be frugal as fuck. thats how they get men to pay for their meals and shit on a date when they're dominating the job market? how does that work. Equality.. fuck then, you pay for dinner this time, Bitch!
I'm supposed to be Gentle-Man for them still.
crazy rules of hypocrisy
anyways… here is what you cant get on Prime right now
Pudding Cups and PopTarts. those two items because they have a long shelf life and are sweets often run out. right now PopTarts are available again. but for 2 months I couldn't get Apple Pop-tarts (my Favorite) or Strawberry. the Cherry Frosted ones where plentyful. Blue Berries aren't that great
Chocolate Pudding is not available but vanila is.
Snack Pack Chocolate Pudding Cups, 4 Count
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i can confirm poptarts have a long shelf life. i just found some in my hurricane supplies from five years ago and theyre still edible. they dont taste the best...but if someone is starving i guarantee i could trade my pop tarts for their orifice rental.
i just bought a stockpile of KY jelly so that when its the day after the day of the rope i can give the carcasses one final show of appreciation. you know what they say about rigor mortise...stick it in soft then when it gets hard enjoy the symphony of snap-crackle-and-pop.
