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I want to drink Whale milk.

  1. #1
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    According to David Attenbrough, it's the best milk a mammal can produce.

    I bet that shit is better than pregnant titty milk. Like steroids.

    But how does one suck a whale off doe?
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  2. #2
    street_carp African Astronaut
    Kill a baby whale and wear its skin.
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  3. #3
    Ghost Black Hole
    fuck that, i'm going for the glory hole
  4. #4
    WellHung Black Hole (banned)
    But ur jaw is composed of granite.
  5. #5
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Robert Mugabe According to David Attenbrough, it's the best milk a mammal can produce.

    I bet that shit is better than pregnant titty milk. Like steroids.

    But how does one suck a whale off doe?

    Hell yeah bro. Id drink wale juice but that prego nips be on point fam
  6. #6
    Instigator Space Nigga
    U wanna take a wales cock
  7. #7
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Hey fam whatever comes through your door.

    Sign me up santa fe! On the Bill Krozby ill sail away
  8. #8
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    I lie and lye alone, won't ju go, your taste in wine is a mistake that's undone, all day at ince for me for you my little play mate, sign me up to crawl to Santa Fe
  9. #9
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1101110--0-1-----00.-111.1011-----1..-.1.0-1-.1010-10--01-011-----1.-.1--1----.-10---000010-1-(b­anned) if youre so heart set on sucking a whale off and want the best milk a mammal can produce, bring your tonsils on over here and ill give you the best man-milk your palate has ever enjoyed.

  10. #10
    Originally posted by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer---.1101110--0-1-----00.-111.1011-----1..-.1.0-1-.1010-10--01-011-----1.-.1--1----.-10---000010-1-(b­anned) if youre so heart set on sucking a whale off and want the best milk a mammal can produce, bring your tonsils on over here and ill give you the best man-milk your palate has ever enjoyed.

    nigger

    Post last edited by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer—.1101110–0-1—–00.-111.1011—–1..-.1.0-1-.1010-10–01-011—–1.-.1–1—-.-10—000010-1-(b­anned) on 2020-12-

    what embarassing mistake did you make.
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  11. #11
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Hell yeah bro. Id drink wale juice but that prego nips be on point fam

    You mean you would drink Whale Cock and pretend you were confused of his gender
  12. #12
    "the whale" is the nickname of that fat fuck who produced lots of hardcore preteen child pornography while he was in a cambodian brothel.
  13. #13
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    You'll have to impregnate the whale first.
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    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny "the whale" is the nickname of that fat fuck who produced lots of hardcore preteen child pornography while he was in a cambodian brothel.

    And you were one of his best customers, weren't you?
  15. #15
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny ***angry pedo talk***

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    Originally posted by -SpectraL And you were one of his best customers, weren't you?

    all his works are under creative commons.
  17. #17
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    I've had it before, it's not very good
  18. #18
    Robert Mugabe African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Solstice I've had it before, it's not very good

    Fat hoes don't count.
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