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  1. #1
    Bugz Space Nigga
    There was No Toilet Paper even with the 1 per customer rule.

    But I found TP On Prime. You purchase the 64 dollar Angel Soft 80 pack case. it last you a few months. this isn't stockpiling. It's one case with 80 single rolls. thats less than a dollar a roll which is decent. I remember when it was like 50 cents not long ago. TP companies are making a fortune and can't keep up trying to make it. but the average cost now is like 1.15USD per roll.

    Angel Soft is 2 ply but really thin. it takes a lot to wipe. I know I just went through a case of it with gigi. and anyone woman here or any many with women in the house know women use it for other shit besides shitting. they always use it to dab their cootch after peeing while men just have to shake it off. they seem to blow their nose with it while crapping. like they're multifaceting as they do in a car while driving and putting makeup on while drinking coffee at the same fucking time.

    "Men are so wasteful" women love to spend but they also love to be frugal as fuck. thats how they get men to pay for their meals and shit on a date when they're dominating the job market? how does that work. Equality.. fuck then, you pay for dinner this time, Bitch!

    I'm supposed to be Gentle-Man for them still.


    crazy rules of hypocrisy


    anyways... here is what you cant get on Prime right now
    Pudding Cups and PopTarts. those two items because they have a long shelf life and are sweets often run out. right now PopTarts are available again. but for 2 months I couldn't get Apple Pop-tarts (my Favorite) or Strawberry. the Cherry Frosted ones where plentyful. Blue Berries aren't that great

    Chocolate Pudding is not available but vanila is.

    Snack Pack Chocolate Pudding Cups, 4 Count
    This item is no longer available from the seller you selected.
  2. #2
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Sounds like old man problems
  3. #3
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  4. #4
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  5. #5
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Sounds like old man problems

    Fuck you. Use your sock to shit in. and go barefoot.
  6. #6
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    funny but sadly true.

    fuckers being loading up on TP then selling it with 10x markup on eBay and shit
  7. #7
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bugz funny but sadly true.

    fuckers being loading up on TP then selling it with 10x markup on eBay and shit

    Saw a customer the other day buy the whole shelf of toilet paper, and the idiots at the counter gladly ran it all through. As long as they get their money, they're totally fine with it.
  8. #8
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
  9. #9
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    FUCK HER

    Says 2 guys at Enron
  10. #10
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Looks like she's eying the last remaining items on that lower shelf, but can't quite get at them.
  11. #11
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Looks like she's eying the last remaining items on that lower shelf, but can't quite get at them.

    Help a nigga out, fool.
  12. #12
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by Bugz Help a nigga out, fool.

    It was probably just cupcake liners or mosquito pull strips anyways.
  13. #13
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bugz anyways… here is what you cant get on Prime right now
    Pudding Cups and PopTarts. those two items because they have a long shelf life and are sweets often run out. right now PopTarts are available again. but for 2 months I couldn't get Apple Pop-tarts (my Favorite) or Strawberry. the Cherry Frosted ones where plentyful. Blue Berries aren't that great

    Chocolate Pudding is not available but vanila is.

    Snack Pack Chocolate Pudding Cups, 4 Count
    This item is no longer available from the seller you selected.

    buy a few cases of protein bars if you're worried about supply, I usually get a bunch when I see them on sale

    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    toilet paper bandits folded this old lady into an L shape
    The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
  14. #14
    -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    The head gets heavier than the neck muscles can support.
  15. #15
    Bugz Space Nigga
    Originally posted by aldra toilet paper bandits folded this old lady into an L shape

    OMG laughed hard. kek
  16. #16
    Bugz Space Nigga
    sorry for being mean. she probably taunted men her whole life with being a flirt in a skirt and then teasing so wickedly for their wealth and affection while giving little in return.

    SERVES THE OLD BAT RIGHT


    I kid again. I would literally place shit in her old lady cart outside of the store if I saw her with little. and walk away. "here" and walk away.

    one word of advice. you go up to the exchange counter at stores and you ask if they by chance have a package of toilet paper that was left at a checkout counter (because a person may have been denied more than one) and it wasn't returned yet. it's sitting in the L&P booth in the back
  17. #17
    street_carp African Astronaut
    People are still panic buying where you are? That's crazy, all that stopped here around May/June.

    Everybody is trying to find PS5s to flip here lol. I thought about doing it myself but knowing my luck the second wave would be massive, demand would be satisfied and I'd get stuck with thousands of pounds of consoles I couldn't make a profit on.
  18. #18
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Yeahif anyone here wants to donate to my family and i pm me for deets twenty or thirty would be gratefully appreciated
  19. #19
    kroz weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
    Originally posted by Bugz Help a nigga out, fool.

    You can help ne iut even ten dollars will help
  20. #20
    aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Bill Krozby Yeahif anyone here wants to donate to my family and i pm me for deets twenty or thirty would be gratefully appreciated

    what for?
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