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Posts by Dissociator

  1. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Having friends in middle school, playing manhunt all the time and having major brotalks

    that one rugrats episode all growed up because I remember having it on vhs and I was afraid of the paramount intro thing and I would always hide behind a chair
  2. Dissociator African Astronaut
    I was watching house and suddenky everyone started turning into cartoon characters

    But i kept taking more hits off a soda can and once they all became clay triangles, my head hurt like fuck but then my whole body became a triangle, i laid in bed, fapped because i was a triangle, had the best orgasm, came in like 15 secs, slept, had a dream that i was on a school trip and there was some giant sculpture, we came home and the bus stopped at a supermarket that doesnt exist and i bought syncans


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  3. Dissociator African Astronaut
    I used to fear god because when I was young my dad told me if I think the word nigger or fuck I'd go to hell .
    thats what gave me my ocd
    anyways I no longer have a fear of god just going to hell, there is a chance hell exists albeit a very small chance so you gotta always be careful about throwing niggers at rocks
  4. Dissociator African Astronaut
    How do I teach myself how to start talking like a normal person
    since apparently everyone thinks I sound like a neanderthal on seroquel
  5. Dissociator African Astronaut
    lol sploo stop stealing my memes blingblongs, googergeigers and people that cant count time signatures
  6. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Better show than undergrads... fuckin kevin... bling blong

    bling. fucking. BLONG.
  7. Dissociator African Astronaut
    I WANT MY HAIRCUT BACK
    I WANT MY HAIRCUT BACK
    WOOF WOOF
    WOOF WOOF
    bling blong
    BLING BLONG
    BLING BLONG!!!
  8. Dissociator African Astronaut


    here
  9. Dissociator African Astronaut
    I think I was molested
  10. Dissociator African Astronaut
    kekerol
  11. Dissociator African Astronaut
    I've been taking lamictal and prozac regularly for 5 months tho
  12. Dissociator African Astronaut
    I was feeling good for a while, but when I quit T-PAIN I realize my opiate receptors are forever fried since no dose of oxycodone works, been taking my lamictal and prozac regularly but I feel so alone and just off lately... it doesn't make any fucking sense. It all started after I did benzedrex and stayed up for 3 days and when I took a shower for the first time in weeks I just started feeling really off

    thoughts?
  13. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Drunk right now
    slah slah bah bah snyah
  14. Dissociator African Astronaut
    But will it make you go blind? It made me so hwah hwah
  15. Dissociator African Astronaut
    they never say anything back
    never
  16. Dissociator African Astronaut
    BUMP
  17. Dissociator African Astronaut
    also kreepykay is definitely jessie
  18. Dissociator African Astronaut
    also from undergrads Bill Krozby is dougler (of course), I am gimpy, sploo is stoner dave, malice is cal, and hts is rocko
  19. Dissociator African Astronaut
    Family Guy? Sploo would be Opie.



    And I of course would be Bertram.


    LOL I FORGOT ABOUT OPIE

    http://rau.ytmnd.com
  20. Dissociator African Astronaut
    into just about everything, i think i have 400 some odd artists on my last.fm.

    you listen to any chemical brothers/audio bullys?
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