my mother & i reversed the birthing process in a kind of ritualistic procedure wherein she emerged from my rectum more or less in the manner you describe. it was beautiful & intimate, i recommend it for every family dealing with subjects of severe dynamic transgression.
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Originally posted by Wariat
why not just put some dog shit in fromt of his door in a bag with a present sign or light it on fire wnd ring the doorbell?
Do you get your revenge tips from the 12 year olds you stalk?
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Today I had what to most other people would be a mildly frustrating interaction with a customer service employee and I drove home angry.
However all day I have thought of little else except ways to hurt or murder him or annihilate his life.
I have thought of all sorts of violent ways to kill him.
First I had an urge to murder him on the spot with my fist. I felt like clocking him in his stupid face and beating it over and over until it turned to a chunky red paste. Then I thought of all the cameras that must be present on premises or nearby that could easily connect me to such a killing.
Then I thought of doing it anyway. I thought of throwing it all away and murdering him on the spot with my fist.
Then I grabbed my food, turned around and walked to my car with nothing but murderous intent in my mind. I put my food in my car, then opened my glove box and looked at my gun. I thought about walking back in and taking it out for just long enough for him to realize what was happening, and shoot him in the face to freeze his brain in his state of knowing how he fucked up.
Then I thought of waiting until his shift was done. That would take care of the cameras and the timing. But nah. I started driving home and started thinking of all sorts of bullshit.
Getting his name and finding where he lives.
Finding the owner of the franchise, buying it and then firing him, then pursuing him with extreme prejudice to make sure he never works again.
Etc.
I got home, made myself a cup of tea and realized that these are the urges of a madman. And if I had acted on them, as I kept obsessively feeling like doing, I would currently be on the news, and probably posted here like LSD beating his mom.
I'm still feeling intense hatred towards this guy but it's not normal. He was slightly snotty to me about my order. I'm literally sitting here figuring out looney toons style rube goldberg plans to crush a specific individual who really should mean nothing to me. He doesn't deserve to be destroyed. He's just some kid.
Oh well. I guess at least I succeeded at not acting on those impulses.
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Originally posted by WellHung
that's because ur gay.
I don't see how not liking an overhyped band that everyone listens too makes me a gay, guy that is literally a fag, go sit down and sand your chin down
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Originally posted by Bugz
I'm sure they will be crushed to here that Kr0z.
And Radiohead? do you hate them as well
no radiohead is cool the first album I ever heard was kid a, that album is a trip
and I don't care if they would be crushed to hear it, its just sounds pearl jam sounds really stale "HUURRR COMES TEH ROOOSTER!" I like grunge but some of it just sounded really plain, I'm more into nirvana, mudhoney, sound garded. And I can see why some people might think the same about those bands hey I'm not calling a fago because they don't like my music, its just my opinion and what I like
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