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I got a fetish for pregnant girls after knocking one up and living with her for 9 months. You can fuck dat pussay hard all night and day oh man it's quite the experience with the stomach and they get all horny but sometimes it do a bit nasty. I don't wanna talk about it lol
but i will, it's called "spotting" you can look up "spotting pregnancy" if you want to learn more about it but you should finish your breakfast first. nah im just kidding i used to eat that pregnant pussy for breakfast and i danm near sucked the kid out a few times, had to be careful.
It's weird when they have a dent in their head you always wonder if thats ur fault
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Originally posted by Cly
I have found a female to consummate my agreeable co-existence accord pact obligation with. I thank you for your guidance, patience, and wisdom. It has been a radical journey. I praise and love all of you. See y’all on the flip side.
Take care
Slaynk 🐻
congrats, what's her disability?
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How did this thread end up being about Candy dragging her schoolyard romance around the town square like anyone cares? I know it seems like I’m hating but I’m really not trying to, I just have no idea what happened to get from literally anything anyone was talking about to really cringe humble brags about giving head.
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2021-02-16 at 9:14 PM UTC
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$200
Originally posted by Robert Mugabe
Change of heart
What did you suggest? Was it something silly like half a ball of coke, some weed, some booze, some cigs, a dirty whore and some chinese food? I bet it wasnt.
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2021-02-16 at 8:05 PM UTC
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Originally posted by Robert Mugabe
SMACK
Saw before the edit
Thanked after the edit
good man.
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2021-02-16 at 1:50 PM UTC
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I got a NEW JOB!
kroz
weak whyte, frothy cuck, and former twink
Inb4 he starts complaining about it again. But good luck Arnie
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ok warioat i did a grafffique desine wut u fink
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Originally posted by rabbitweed
I 'member Mr. Hai
No you don't.
The only people who say this type of shit are faggot retarded liars like Entard who were never on TOTSE and just read the encyclopedia dramatica articles or various TOTSE related urban dictionary entries.
Then tried to act old school and exposed themselves as being really gay. Like you.
No one from TOTSE says that shit. You're just one more tryhard poser.
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For armed robbery, most people get 15-20 years, even if it's a first offense.
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I once had a weed dealer that did not know what the soviet union was and I had to explain it to him.
He'd never even heard of it.
I realized they barely even mentioned it in school. 99% of what I know about it comes from the internet and documentaries.
The majority of history taught in schools is just about America. I can tell you what the states are in goddamn betabetical order and so can every single American reading this. I guess that's real knowledge of history
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Yup, 90s Nickelodeon Classic DOUG...
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Originally posted by Kuntzschutz
ive only put it in women's asses out of convenience or if it's a request. it's nice not requiring a condom cause i hate those things
if u fuck the shitter of a crackwhore u wont get her pregnant, but she might impregnate you with AIDS
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Originally posted by Robert Mugabe
Al Pacino nursing my sore dick from all that banging last night.
Living the dream
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2021-02-15 at 12:44 AM UTC
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Originally posted by rabbitweed
Yeah but I'm a big deal around here
youre pathetic and dont matter
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By jamming a tube down their throat and blowing a constant stream of very cold air to give them a brain freeze that lasts hours
"The brain can't actually feel pain despite its billions of neurons, Godwin said, but the pain associated with brain freeze is sensed by receptors in the outer covering of the brain called the meninges, where the two arteries meet. When the cold hits, it causes a dilation and contraction of these arteries and that's the sensation that the brain is interpreting as pain."
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/6qhlzy/brain_freeze_should_be_used_as_a_military_torture/
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Originally posted by DontTellEm
What a loser. Yuck
^^^ Says a 36 year-old single mother bartender who just got home from inebriating drunk losers for the last 8 hours. Irony...it's what's for breakfast. ❤
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You're all striders in a weird realm, who come together I na digital tavern after your daily adventures.
You are the root of the cyberpunk revolution.
Fuck you.
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