User Controls
Posts by Robert Mugabe
-
2020-12-09 at 4:24 PM UTC in If you could go back in time to a particular place where would it be and what yearHurr durr muh gristle
-
2020-12-09 at 4:22 PM UTC in So I was just thinking how great sobriety is
Originally posted by WellHung It's more of a struggle for me to stay alive. Ur not homeless, like me. I sleep outside, motherfucker. I'm a severe addict and mentally ill. Ur not. You get government money. i dont. I don't care that ur queer, I'm just giving you shit. Ur obviously not in the mood for it. Sometimes u are. im sorry. Be grateful for your blessings.
Ha ha loser, you'll be dead soon and no one will miss you.
Life wasted, what a pathetic piece of shit.
Just end it now and kill yourself. -
2020-12-09 at 11:08 AM UTC in What is the rarest item you own?OP's Goldstein Cock nose.
-
2020-12-09 at 11:07 AM UTC in If you could go back in time to a particular place where would it be and what yearOP's nose has it's own post code.
-
2020-12-09 at 11:06 AM UTC in Mark David Chapman is in Prison butI find OP's obsession with Chapman very creepy.
-
2020-12-09 at 11:05 AM UTC in Fucking ruined my chicken
Originally posted by Bill Krozby lol I've worked in resteraunts all my life and british people tend to be the worst/lamest cookers.. that guy narc.. cooks rice in an oven..
I worked for a brit chef at his new resteraunt and everything looked good but it was just lame and really tasteless, like dude who wants to eat scones and waffles with green peas on top?
this other brit that I work with is outsourced and he just comes in to cook pastrami he brought from his dads house and makes a brine but I was slicing it up and it was crumbling and he was like apologizing to me and I was like whatever its like jerky I'm not going to eat it anyways quit talking to me, glad he only works a few hours once a week, but he fucks stuff up
That's why we have to send Gordon Ramsay over to the US to teach you dumbasses how to cook.
You mad chicken? Smoke a glass cock, might make you feel better. -
2020-12-09 at 1:33 AM UTC in 432hzShut up dick nose
-
2020-12-09 at 1:33 AM UTC in John Lennon Died 40 Years Ago Today
Originally posted by Jesus is king https://voca.ro/19o7zOAXp7LP
Gay effeminate voice with massive dick nose.
Ha ha -
2020-12-09 at 1:32 AM UTC in Mark David Chapman is in Prison butYeah you stupid Yank cunts took him from us.
-
2020-12-09 at 1:31 AM UTC in NYC Chipotle besieged by rats feasting on avocados, biting employees...Ball sack for a chin?
-
2020-12-09 at 12:04 AM UTC in what is this type of cross called?
-
2020-12-08 at 11:42 PM UTC in We need 300% more incestBall sack for a chin?
-
2020-12-08 at 11:21 PM UTC in Fucking ruined my chicken
-
2020-12-08 at 11:19 PM UTC in Just had a girl at the grocery deli scoop my food with no gloves...recorded it as wellBall sack for a chin?.
-
2020-12-08 at 11:18 PM UTC in Hey Well HungBall sack for a chin?
-
2020-12-08 at 11:09 PM UTC in what is this type of cross called?Wank
-
2020-12-08 at 11:06 PM UTC in Fucking ruined my chickenI spent 45 minutes waiting for my BBQ chicken to cook. I put a pouch of Basmati rice in the microwave for 2 mins. I figured if I poured the rice in the bag of chicken once cooked, it could soak up the juicy BBQ nigger goodness.
So I take the pouch out the microwave and smell something a little off but put it down to it being Basmati, and not coconut what I normally eat. After adding to the chicken the smell gets worse. I huff a good farts worth and pour it onto a plate.
To my fucking horror there's like this clump of mouldy congealed green mass, all hot and smelly. I figured I've huffed heated mold and have toxic spores in my system. Like all I can think of is Toxicplasmosis and brain lesions.
Fuck fuck fuck.
I blame cock nose and his Israeli bretheren. -
2020-12-08 at 9:40 PM UTC in KipChomo sexual
-
2020-12-08 at 9:18 PM UTC in Were you sexually/physically abused as a child? Let's talk about it in detail here."It's not gay unless you cum."
-
2020-12-08 at 9:15 PM UTC in We need 300% more incestSpend time with family and watch some peados try to kill Macaulay Culkin for the millionth time.
