livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
My balls fuckin itchhhh
I haven't showered in like 2 days
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Once at a family reunion dinner i ogled my cousins enormous tits so long and hard that she got uncomfortable and had to leave
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
A thread where I can post anything thatβs on my mind at any given time..be it Trannies, Fast Food, Hott Relatives, Alcoholism or general idiotic nonsense
This is my safe haven ...π©βπ§βπ¦πΊπ
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livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
I'm gonna burn down a jedi temple and spray paint a swastika on the side of the ADL.
2020-12-10 at 9:05 PM UTC
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Dandy Land
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Discuss the anime Space Dandy in this thread
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
Wow you actually got covid? Are you old, sick, or just fucking retarded? LMAO
2020-12-10 at 9 PM UTC
in
Man walks into bar
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
He walks up to the bar and orders a gin and soda. Just as he's about to take his sip a monkey scrambles out from under the bar and dips his cock and balls in the drink. He calls the bartender over and explains what happened and the bartender says "yeah, that happens sometimes. I'll mix you another drink" and he mixes the man another gin and soda and puts it on the bar but before he can take a drink, the monkey crawls back out and dips his cock and balls in the gin and soda. The man calls the bartender over again and this time the bartender says "I'll mix you another drink, but you have to watch your drink because I can't give you another freebie." So the man finishes his drink and he asks the bartender "so what's with the monkey?" And the bartender replies "look buddy, I've only worked here a few weeks but the piano player has worked here for 20 years, he probably knows something about it so maybe you should go ask him." So the man walks over to the piano player and he says "So you know that monkey who crawls out from under the bar and dips his balls in your gin and soda?" And the piano player says "No, but if you hum a few bars I can probably fake my way through it."
livingelegy
motherfucker
[my polyoicous forward graciousness]
They should be called nigger sharks