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2020-12-20 at 4:55 AM UTC in infiltrating a shitty rival shit forum
Originally posted by The Head Nigger In Charge Epic porn prank (GONE MINOR!)
Imagine how epic it would be to get raided by the fbi because they traced some explicitly illegal sexual content back to your email address. They'd be like, crashing through your doors and windows and stuff and throwing in smoke grenades and like maybe one guy would be like "FBI! EVERYONE GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!" and they'd all be wearing cool tactical gear and carrying machine guns and stuff wow that would be awesome wouldn't it?
Edit: this may seem like sarcasm but I am in fact on 2 layers of irony and I'm actually mocking myself moreso than anyone else -
2020-12-20 at 4:51 AM UTC in Bad Santa and Bad Santa 2 are the greatest movies ever - even better than Godfather, Star Wars, and Citizen Kane
Originally posted by gadzooks Martin Lawrence is probably my second favorite black guy who does fat lady drag in a starring role.
Eddie Murphy gets my top pick.
But I do like me some M.L.
Eddie Murphy was good in that movie where he only has 1000 words left to speak before he dies, I forget the name.
Edit: the name is literally 1000 words lol -
2020-12-20 at 4:45 AM UTC in Pedonazi Nathan Larson arrested for child abductionDid he get into congress?
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2020-12-20 at 4:44 AM UTC in Don't Tell Em I'm in LoveBut soft, my sweet DTE, I love you like a Blonde woman loves her Borderline Personality Disorder meds and I crave you like a hog craves the swill trough.
Be my swill trough, baby just for one night. -
2020-12-20 at 4:42 AM UTC in Bad Santa and Bad Santa 2 are the greatest movies ever - even better than Godfather, Star Wars, and Citizen KaneBig Mama's House 1,2, and 3 are far superior
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2020-12-20 at 3:21 AM UTC in Every gay is exactly the sameThere are only like 12 different types of person no matter what gender sexuality or race nationality etc.
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2020-12-19 at 11:31 PM UTC in Don't Tell Em I'm in Love
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2020-12-19 at 11:29 PM UTC in Don't Tell Em She Broke My HeartThread theme
I professed my love for the angel of my eye and she has left me alone and broke my heart in two. I feel so empty, so bleak, is there no remedy for what ails my blackened heart? If I die tomorrow, would you remember me as a winged sparrow in the night or a cicada singing it's lonely song on and on and on forever till dawn? -
2020-12-19 at 11:23 PM UTC in Your Half Foot In mind game.Tl;Dr
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2020-12-19 at 11:23 PM UTC in Don't Tell Em I'm in Love
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2020-12-19 at 11:16 PM UTC in Don't Tell Em I'm in Love
Originally posted by DontTellEm Right. Who are u? Losing control over someone you have not met. Don't be weird.
We met once before... in my wildest dreams. You held my hand to your heart and I whispered in your ear "amore... Mi amore..." And you looked in my eyes and we both wept for all the grief of this sad sad world. Then I woke up in a daze, I realized it was all a dream and I felt myself sinking... Sinking... I was in utter despair. -
2020-12-19 at 11:08 PM UTC in Rabbitweed in JailRabbitweed was framed because he was becoming too powerful this is a fact. Wake up sheeple.
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2020-12-19 at 11:06 PM UTC in Don't Tell Em I'm in LoveOh my God... She's here... She's really here!!!
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2020-12-19 at 11 PM UTC in Don't Tell Em I'm in Love
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2020-12-19 at 10:59 PM UTC in Meth, typically used by homosexual men in urban centers.
Originally posted by The Head Nigger In Charge In theory you can use any drug responsibly or occasionally but in practice people end up jerking off punks under the Queensboro Bridge for 15 bucks a man
If you're lucky you get discovered by a famous comedian and he gives you a job as the sidekick on his live webshow -
2020-12-19 at 10:55 PM UTC in Don't Tell Em I'm in Love
Originally posted by The Head Nigger In Charge She's in love with me, it's cute.
Originally posted by stl1 She's really in love with me and sends me nekkid pictures daily.
She calls me "Daddy" when I fuck her in the ass.
Please stop defiling my online wife with your perverted fantasies. I'm only going to warn you once. -
2020-12-19 at 10:42 PM UTC in Don't Tell Em I'm in LoveLord help me but this hoe has got me catching feelings. Her porcelain skin, pouty lips, and prominent rack have me feeling a certain way if you know what I mean. If she posted in this thread I would just about die and I mean that in a good way. She makes me want to swoon.
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2020-12-19 at 10:38 PM UTC in Lost Media Most WantedMy holy grail of Lost Media is the Billie Eilish Hamburger Lady cover, it was on YouTube for a few months in 2016 and I almost couldn't believe that a MOON PERSON pop star would even know about Throbbing Gristle much less cover one of their songs but I went to pull the video up to show a coworker 6 months ago and I could find no trace of it.
Which Lost Media hold your interest the most? -
2020-12-19 at 10:35 PM UTC in A Christmas present for my uncleYou should hold onto the tapes just in case the Child Protective Services decide to subpoena them as evidence in the molestation trial
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2020-12-19 at 10:22 PM UTC in me enjoying cake
