Posts by livingelegy

1. 2021-02-28 at 4:03 AM UTC in the bus is here
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   Slip the driver a 20 dollar bill and he'll let you sniff the seats after all the children get off
2. 2021-02-28 at 1:19 AM UTC in Teen and Adult Challenge
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   I actually quit drinking three months back and haven't smoked pot in a year but my grandmother is convinced I should go anyways. Classic wasp evangelist. My prerogative is to haul my ass off this island but there's not much work here for a guy like me so I may have to borrow the money.
3. 2021-02-28 at 1:17 AM UTC in Today, I almost fell off a 4-story rooftop...
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   I wish you had fallen turbo faggot
   
   Jk jk
4. 2021-02-28 at 1:16 AM UTC in Teen and Adult Challenge
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

   Originally posted by Donald Trump Depends, are you an edgelord atheist?

   
   I come from a protestant family but I consider myself non-denominational. I haven't been to church in over a year but if I were to go I'd probably attend a protestant or unitarian church.
5. 2021-02-28 at 1:12 AM UTC in Teen and Adult Challenge
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   Does anyone here have experience with the program?
   
   It looks like a normal rehab but with added Christian indoctrination.
   
   Can't bring a phone, secular books, magazines, movies, shows, or music.
   
   Obligatory church services and Bible study.
   
   No girlfriends or marriage allowed. No sitting next to a girl in church.
   
   Required 6:30 wake up time and 10:30 bedtime.
   
   It seems pretty lame. But my grandmother is going to cut me off from borrowing money unless I pledge to do this for a year. What would you do?
6. 2021-02-24 at 6:20 AM UTC in I'm back!
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   Did you miss me?
7. 2021-02-04 at 2:09 AM UTC in Why Are Catholics Such Demented Faggots
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   article fails to outline whether or not the orphans gave their consent to be involved in gay sex and orgies and so it carries an obvious conservative bias
8. 2021-02-03 at 1:38 AM UTC in Elon Musk's Neuralink implanted a chip into a monkey's brain and now he 'can play video games using his mind'
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

   Originally posted by Bill Krozby sounds really mindless and not really living, but then I can see why thats up your alley

   
   Damn bro, that really hurt.
9. 2021-02-03 at 12:49 AM UTC in Fallout New Vegas mod developer gets cancel cultured
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   That mod sucked but in fairness I came buckets to this dudes "other" work in my youth. It's too bad he was cancelled. I thought we left that shit behind in 2019.
10. 2021-02-02 at 9:41 PM UTC in Apple's HMD
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    If only they'd release a wmd to destroy america am i right bros?
11. 2021-02-02 at 6:54 PM UTC in What the fuck is the point of a “wireless” phone charger?
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Gryll's whorish mom aside bringing an expensive piece of technology to work is a big no-no if you like not being stolen from.
12. 2021-02-02 at 6:49 PM UTC in Elon Musk's Neuralink implanted a chip into a monkey's brain and now he 'can play video games using his mind'
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

    Originally posted by the little girl It would be cool to erase memories so you could experience your favorite music and games fresh and new again

    
    Imagine if the joy of experiencing your favorite media fresh and new again is too good and the people that use the drug or procedure become addicted to wiping their memory, finishing the game/book/movie/whatever and wiping their memory again and doing it again and again
13. 2021-02-02 at 6:42 PM UTC in The super bowl is coming up
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    I am going to detonate 8 strategically placed pressure cooker bombs in the stands at Raymond James Stadium, and then myself and 7 of my coconspirators are going to pick off fleeing survivors at the stadium's exits with AR-15s that have been illegally modified to fire full-auto. We will be firing from the interiors of 8 sedans we pooled our savings together to purchase and modify in order to lay prone inside of and fire from a firing hole cut into the trunk. Each of the cars will be carrying 600 rounds of ammunition and in the event that we escape the police long enough to discharge every round we plan to drive just under 4000 miles to Slab City, California, and hide out in my uncle's trailer. Our plan thereafter is to mail copies of our manifesto to all major news networks and flee on a commercial flight to Cuba using phony passports in minecraft.
    
    
    
    
14. 2021-02-02 at 6:28 PM UTC in Bookmarks and Favorites are an outdated concept.
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    What if I want to visit one of my favorite webpages in the current tab instead of opening a second one
15. 2021-02-02 at 6:25 PM UTC in Chili and kraft dinner
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Obligatory "i know a better way to add some creaminess to your texture" post
16. 2021-02-02 at 6:24 PM UTC in brad chacos
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    I've heard a rumor that he's the actual perpetrator of the OKC bombing.
17. 2021-02-02 at 1:24 AM UTC in Dustin Diamond aka Screech is dead.
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Saved by the bell was one of Disney Channels best teenage sitcoms, rip to this legend.
18. 2021-02-02 at 1:22 AM UTC in NIS is an evil place that encourages children to use illicit drug
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    benadryl isn't an illicit drug dummy
19. 2021-02-02 at 1:19 AM UTC in I have Infinityshock's PI. But is it wrong to post?
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    oh wow man speedy's back
    
    edit: disregard thx
20. 2021-02-01 at 7:34 PM UTC in Bottled Water Is a Scam Because It Comes From a Normal Faucet!
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Isn't it kind of dumb to call bottle water a scam just because it is bottled from a tap? Like, do these people really believe Crystal Glacier is bottled directly from a mountain spring, or something? Water is directed through systems of pipes joints and faucets known as taps. This is how things work.