Posts by livingelegy

1. 2021-01-15 at 3:12 AM UTC in Who's you favorite Jazz musician?
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   My favorite jazz musician is Miles Davis, I particularly enjoy his album Sketches of Spain.
2. 2021-01-15 at 3:05 AM UTC in These online casinos are fucking weird
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   Im not sitting through 8 minutes of this faggot youtuber rambling on and on about shit nobody cares about, when does the good shit start?
3. 2021-01-15 at 2:53 AM UTC in Taco Bell Is Bringing Back Potatoes
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

   Originally posted by aldra has that ever been scientifically quantified?

   
   Certain phenomena defy scientific explanation. For example, science can't explain the human reflex to sneeze that occurs when we look up at the sky.
4. 2021-01-14 at 8:54 PM UTC in Taco Bell Is Bringing Back Potatoes
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

   Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson None of us have souls, they are a human construct to make you feel there is more to life than sex and food.

   
   But that's wrong. People can sense each others presence. You can feel it when someone looks at you even when there's no physical way you could conceivably determine it. That's because our souls can detect the presence of other souls in proximity and also as the eyes are the doorway to the soul when someone looks at you you feel their soul reflecting off of your own
5. 2021-01-14 at 8:52 PM UTC in Taco Bell Is Bringing Back Potatoes
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

   Originally posted by cigreting shut up fagat

   
   My grampa called he said you're all teeth
6. 2021-01-14 at 8:30 PM UTC in Taco Bell Is Bringing Back Potatoes
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

   Look into his eyes, the man has no soul
7. 2021-01-14 at 7:52 PM UTC in Taco Bell Is Bringing Back Potatoes
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood how does this have two threads? Is that all americans think about is taco bell and donald trump?

   
   Yes
8. 2021-01-14 at 7:22 PM UTC in Taco Bell Is Bringing Back Potatoes
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   Seems someone upstairs at Taco Bell has a lick of sense, seeing as they've pulled a 180 on their controversial decision to excise potatoes from the menu. That's right taco bell fans, potatoes are back.
   
   
   Spud lovers, rejoice.
   
   https://www.cnn.com/2021/01/14/business/taco-bell-potatoes/index.html
9. 2021-01-14 at 7:12 PM UTC in Who the fuck keeps ketchup in the fridge
   

   livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
   I keep the ketchup bottle up my ass so I can stick the hamburger down my pants and shart a nice dollop of the 'chup onto the patty with ease, as an added bonus the ketchup is heated to my internal body temperature.
10. 2021-01-14 at 7:04 PM UTC in Do blacks realize they're not human?
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

    Originally posted by Bill Krozby jazz music is for faggots

    
    Now that's just plain wrong. I suggest you pull up Kind of Blue, Sketches of Spain, or Birth of the Cool and expose yourself to some real culture, ASAP.
11. 2021-01-14 at 11:57 AM UTC in Bugz Is an Immortal Vampire Who's Been Alive For Thousands of Years
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

    Originally posted by aldra I actually meant to write a short story about this once
    
    
    synapses and neurons are finite; eventually a vampire living forever would either be unable to make new memories or start losing old ones, completely losing any sense of who he is, probably ending up some kind of bestial schizophrenic turbomurderer

    
    I never thought of that angle, that would make a damn good story though
12. 2021-01-14 at 11:32 AM UTC in NIS Myers Briggs evaluation
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

    Originally posted by Meikai What about meeeeeeee?

    
    Post newwwwwds
13. 2021-01-14 at 11:31 AM UTC in Do blacks realize they're not human?
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    I'm rather fond of the niggos, they gave us jazz music, tranny comedy (here's looking at you Martin Lawrence) and soul food.
14. 2021-01-14 at 11:24 AM UTC in Bugz Is an Immortal Vampire Who's Been Alive For Thousands of Years
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]

    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood it must suck to have all kinds of physical health issues but you can't get treatment because as soon as you walk into a hospital they will tie you down and force inject you with anti psychotics.

    
    Bugz only visits hospitals in the dead of night to break in and steal the precious blood he needs to live, the harsh fluorescent lighting scalds his skin if he enters the hospital during normal operating hours.
15. 2021-01-14 at 11:16 AM UTC in Bugz Is an Immortal Vampire Who's Been Alive For Thousands of Years
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    His world-weary jaded attitude is due to him having been alive for thousands of years and seeing so many friends and loved ones die before his very eyes with the knowledge that he would live on forevermore and so he doesn't get close to anyone these days because the pain of having to watch his friends die is too great to bear.
    
    He has seen shit us mortals would never believe in his time as an immortal vampire.
    
    He is immensely powerful in his highest form but he only drinks the lowest possible amount of blood he can to survive, therefore he holds himself back from his highest potential of vampiric power because he's actually a good vampire and he doesn't want to hurt any innocent people with the rampant bloodlust and immense power that comes to high form vampires who intake large amounts of blood to boost their power level at the cost of their sanity.
    
    He has collected an immense repository of knowledge but he can't risk publishing it because people would ask questions like "how did you know t rex had feathers" or "how is it possible that you've witnessed someone die from the black plague firsthand" and this would expose his vampiric immortality.
16. 2021-01-14 at 3:37 AM UTC in Grylls Was Disfigured in a Car Crash
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    He appears normal from the neck up but he actually suffered painful burns across 75% of his body in a major car crash as a 12 year old child. He's wracked with severe pain every waking moment due to the sensitivity of the scar tissue covering his legs, torso and upper arms. He has a violent temper and a "Fuck the world" attitude because of this which makes him turn to hard liquor to quell the pain and anger. Once he grew angry and violent whilst alone with Boris which led to him delivering the puppy a nasty uppercut as documented in the Boris thread.
17. 2021-01-14 at 12:22 AM UTC in Transexuals need to be put down.
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Psychologists should further research forms of therapy that help their patients feel comfortable in their natural bodies without having to resort to costly surgeries and hormone treatments
18. 2021-01-14 at 12:16 AM UTC in ballerina visiting
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    I think you'd enjoy the novel Eyes of Prey by John Sandford, you remind me of the devilishly handsome yet insane antagonist who does huge amounts of drugs to help him further appreciate his own beauty caused by his intake of steroids and human growth hormone.
19. 2021-01-14 at 12:13 AM UTC in Michael Myers Likes to Dress Up as the Monopoly Guy
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Sadly the producer of the upcoming film landed on the #MeToo square and was sent directly to jail.
20. 2021-01-14 at 12:02 AM UTC in Michael Myers Likes to Dress Up as the Monopoly Guy
    

    livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    He has a top hat, monoglass, and white gloves as well as a cute little black suit he dresses up in before he goes out on the town. He rolls a pair of dice and the number he gets is how many sidewalk squares he walks. His favorite part of the whole charade is slipping into the Monopoly Guy's signature white gloves before he gets ready to go. He's been known to walk into his local bank with a Bank Error In Your Favor card from his Monopoly set to try and collect 500 dollars from the Teller.