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Posts by livingelegy

  1. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Lol. Pussy

    Shut it cow
  2. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by DontTellEm Is he dead? Seriously.
    I will never stop loving him after that dramatic street fighter scenario. With his whole crew compromised without a second thought of face shots to the head.

    Yes DTE Gadzooks definitely died from ingesting too much semen, how fucking stupid are you?

    Edit: perhaps that was in poor taste. my humblest apologies.

    Edit 2: ya know what? fuck it. I stand by what i said before.
  3. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by the little girl Ask tmwpiiha

    Zing!
  4. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    But in cock nose JIK's case he'd be doing his face a favor
  5. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Can homosexual animals offer their consent to test dildos?
  6. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    A bridge over the gap between earth's species or an animal ethics nightmare?
  7. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by the little girl Is that what your previous girlfriend said when she saw your pee wee

    Your mom was too busy gargling my balls to utter any commentary on my size and after i came i booted that bitch right the fuck out so she didn't get any unrealistic expectations, you cant tie down this stallion
  8. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by the little girl Nah I'm built like Terminator 2

    You're built like 10 year old john conner
  9. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by the little girl Yeah but not scrawny ones that look like washed up 90s pop singers

    you're just as scrawny as me you sucka ass
  10. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by the little girl You're bald
    Shut the fuck up

    Chicks dig bald dudes
  11. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by the little girl You would too if you had any class you bald faggot

    You're just a pussy who lets der juden overcharge him for shitty coffee
  12. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    this faggot goes to starbucks
  13. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by the little girl Nah you are just a plebe who can't handle big boy music

    big boys don't listen to music because at a certain age you begin to realize how wasteful and stupid it is, music is only useful as background noise for sex.
  14. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    you didnt hear? he kicked the bucket after suffering from a fatal cum overdose, have a little respect for the dead
  15. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by the little girl Yep
    I have amazing taste

    https://www.last.fm/user/lolis-on-datura

    ROFL DAMN dude that shit sucks I've heard better music coming from the overhead speakers at Walmart
  16. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by aldra I used to be sort of into photography, haven't bothered in years though

    That's cool, I usually dont take photographs but today the tide was nuts and I was in the right place at the right time to get some great photos.
  17. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    You listen to skinny puppy
  18. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    If you ask for a little extra ketchup on your burger they actually have to add double the normal amount because all the condiments are squirted from a little gun that shoots out an exact measurement of sauce with each trigger pull. So if you want just a little extra ketchup or whatever but not too much its better to ask for some packets on the side.
  19. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Originally posted by WellHung 😅

    Don't fr*ckin laugh at me wellhung
  20. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    I think they changed the Big Mac recipe, seems like there's less mac sauce now.
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