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Posts That Were Thanked by Meikai

  1. Lanny Bird of Courage
    ignore the one piece recommendation, it’s a troll
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  2. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    remember this.
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  3. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Meikai Live your truth.

    you just gave me permission
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I have a about 135 hours of free time every week and I have no idea what the fuck I fill it with but it must be something.
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  5. Data African Astronaut
    This is Commander Data to sickbay. Requesting two for transport immediately.
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  6. Data African Astronaut
    Do humans really experience intense orgasms when they consume good food?
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  7. That seal looks more like a pit-bull than the pit-bull that’s eating it.
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  8. FreeAssange Houston [our argentine adverbial dick]
    Originally posted by Donald Trump

    Folks what is the ethical position of taking a pit-bull on a walk?

    How about without a leash?

    That's not a pit bull. Pit bulls don't have coats like that.
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  9. Bradley Florida Man
    I don't see the enjoyment. HTS, shit like this is why you remain overweight.

    I don't think about sweets, I don't think about cookies, I think abouto exercising and smoking cigarettes, and drinking ice water.

    Play a game like Animal Crossing, or Dark Souls 3, or even Age of Empires where you don't have to "work" for 'cookies' that the 'government' just 'buys you.'
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  10. You don't plan it, you let the passion of the moment guide you spontaneously.
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  11. Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai I'd plan it in my brain, I guess. And probably not share it anywhere. It doesn't make sense to publicly talk about how you plan to slip powerful tranquilizers into a cassowary's meal of fruits just so you can play with its cloaca and not get disemboweled by its talons.

    Right. Exactly. That would be ridiculous.

    But hypothetically, if I were to talk about using tranquilizers to knock out a cassowary, I would tell you that you'd be far better off molesting an emu. The barbules on the cassowary's feathers are keratinized, making them hard and rigid. An Emu's feathers by contrast are FAR softer, and their cloaca's are generally bigger to boot.

    Ostriches are, of course, totally out of the question.
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  12. Ghost Black Hole
    i just wanted to play some normal fortress mode. There was a necromancer tower that kept raiding my forts so i said FUCK THIS and made a pangolin man plague doctor master swordsman to kill all the undead, i died so i kept making legendary pangolin men to attack the zombies. Eventually they had a squad of legendary undead pangolin men with missing limbs and I had to fight my fallen plurals to get to the boss.



    But when I killed the boss all it did was cause a power struggle in the necromancer faction and the strongest one took over, he was a martial arts master that was really buff with undead retard strength and killed me in one punch to the throat. He turned all the dead bodies into zombies even the ones with no head or legs.

    I had to send an entire seal team six death squad to the tower, literally because one of them was an elephant seal man


    but even that fucked up because they spawned on the roof. One guy broke his legs trying to climb down and bled out on the roof, then got revived as a zombie and attacked me while still in my party. The only one that made it alive getting down was the 500lb elephant seal man. he can blow up peoples heads with one punch.

    I punched everyone to death in the tower. I can punch horses to death in one punch and also im a master swimmer because i'm a god damn elephant seal

    I don't know what to do so I rounded up an entire village that was being attacked by a goblin army and brought them to the goblins. They couldn't cross the giant river though so I left them there while I went to punch the leader to death. I ended up getting lost in the goblin tower trench maze for a week, punched a few goblins and tortured them for info. Nobody knows shit. I followed a group of goblins to this massive underground fort.

    They were having a party and just vibing, lots of them. I couldn't find anyone that looked like a leader and I don't want to ruin my world by genociding the goblins so i'm gonna go punch everyone in the castle instead. Also I lost the group of people I was saving, I think they got kidnapped.

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  13. Ngl I wish I was a girl too I'm just not willing to cross dress or modify my body for it because I'd never be able to pull it off.
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  14. aldra JIDF Controlled Opposition
    Originally posted by Misguided Russian

    imagine having to jump down off something and getting slapped in the balls by a bunch of hands you made into a skirt

    fuys

    just imagine
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  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by aldra liberal and conservative are like sports teams, people latch on to one or the other because it sort of suits their ideology - sure you have to toe the line on some retarded shit you don't care about but otherwise you're stuck with the 20 or so anarcho-primitivists or technocratic-communists you actually do align with and have no political capital whatsoever

    DIY bombing campaigns is all the political capital you need. Be the change.
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  16. netstat African Astronaut
    edited for privacy
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  17. Faggots need not apply;

    It is in a woman, in her dignity and mercy, that the true soul of humanity is revealed.

    Inclusion of women in active social life, inclusion in active scientific, creative work, this is an extremely important resource for all of humanity and its future.

    Women are not only the most beautiful, but also very talented. They fill the world with their beauty and vitality.

    Our dear women are the best in the world. We love and appreciate you.
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  18. I am biologically a human male but in my heart I have always been a trans siberian railway.
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  19. Ghost Black Hole
    you can't piss in portal 2 you fucking queer weirdo
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  20. livingelegy motherfucker [my polyoicous forward graciousness]
    Gamers, our time has come. Time to grease up our video game discs with armpits sweat and ascend to the speed run glitch promised land.
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