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  • Meticulously
    33.3%
  • In a library
    0%
  • By writing it in a red journal
    0%
  • I would only plan it hypothetically
    66.7%
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Hypothetically speaking how would you plan to rape a zoo animal?

  1. #1
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Any suggestions? Must have a vagina or cloaca. No tarantulas.
  2. #2
    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I'd plan it in my brain, I guess. And probably not share it anywhere. It doesn't make sense to publicly talk about how you plan to slip powerful tranquilizers into a cassowary's meal of fruits just so you can play with its cloaca and not get disemboweled by its talons.
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  3. #3
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Meikai I'd plan it in my brain, I guess. And probably not share it anywhere. It doesn't make sense to publicly talk about how you plan to slip powerful tranquilizers into a cassowary's meal of fruits just so you can play with its cloaca and not get disemboweled by its talons.

    Right. Exactly. That would be ridiculous.

    But hypothetically, if I were to talk about using tranquilizers to knock out a cassowary, I would tell you that you'd be far better off molesting an emu. The barbules on the cassowary's feathers are keratinized, making them hard and rigid. An Emu's feathers by contrast are FAR softer, and their cloaca's are generally bigger to boot.

    Ostriches are, of course, totally out of the question.
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  4. #4
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    You don't plan it, you let the passion of the moment guide you spontaneously.
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  5. #5
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Hai look.. itโ€™s the retard that went on a tangent about black Women having 3-4 personalities to a white Woman who he thought was black


    Heโ€™s a retard llol
  6. #6
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Who's got the firmware
  7. #7
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Nothn firm on you loosey goosey...
  8. #8
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You fool! That's no pig! That's Kitchener Leslie's wife!
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  9. #9
    CandyRein Black Hole
    The thoughts lonely people have are scary lol
  10. #10
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Out of respect for my boyfriend, I'm not gonna tell you about the comedian named Norm MacDonald as I dont think you would get his style of humor either way. Out of respect.
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  11. #11
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by CandyRein Nothn firm on you loosey goosey…



    Originally posted by CandyRein The thoughts lonely people have are scary lol

    Out of respect for my boyfriend, I did not read these posts
  12. #12
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Originally posted by Antifa Member Out of respect for my boyfriend, I did not read these posts



    Originally posted by CandyRein The thoughts lonely people have are scary lol
  13. #13
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Out of respect for my boyfriend I'm going to ignore him in liue of spending my time not reading posts.
  14. #14
    mmQ Lisa Turtle
    I would burn their paws/hooves off so they couldn't run away, then just fuck them in a variety of positions but mainly ones where we could stare into each other's eyes and hold hands/paws/hooves. Ideally we would fuck in a pile of manure-laden hay or on top of a pile of splintery old boards with nails.
  15. #15
    Antifa Member African Astronaut
    Originally posted by mmQ I would burn their paws/hooves off so they couldn't run away, then just fuck them in a variety of positions but mainly ones where we could stare into each other's eyes and hold hands/paws/hooves. Ideally we would fuck in a pile of manure-laden hay or on top of a pile of splintery old boards with nails.

    Out of respect for your boyfriend?
  16. #16
    Sudo Black Hole [my hereto riemannian peach]
    Needs to get more specific and into the nitty gritty. I know I could rape a peacock FOR A LARK but buggering a badger would be a little trickier.

    Out of respect for candyreins boyfriend I won't discuss how I would bang an otter. I wonder how rich someone would get who invented only fans zoo edition and you could pay 10.99 to watch zebras getting stripey
  17. #17
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein Hai look.. itโ€™s the retard that went on a tangent about black Women having 3-4 personalities to a white Woman who he thought was black


    Heโ€™s a retard llol

    Hey look, it's a wild sheboon who was coincidentally drawn to a thread about fucking zoo animals.
  18. #18
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Ya whatever you say retard that went on a tangent about black Women having the same 3-4 personalities to a white Woman his dumb ass thought was black ๐Ÿ˜‚
  19. #19
    CandyRein Black Hole
    Fuqn idiot ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
  20. #20
    Solstice Naturally Camouflaged
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ya whatever you say retard that went on a tangent about black Women having the same 3-4 personalities to a white Woman his dumb ass thought was black ๐Ÿ˜‚

    It's hard to tell on the internet especially if they're from DH and talk/act like a hood rat.

    Also I'm pretty sure I said 2-3 and not 3-4 but I'd have to double check and don't really care enough to.

    I'm glad I managed to push your buttons and irritate you though.
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