It has been discovered by the greatest minds in video game science that dirtying your discs with gamer grease has the potential to speed up your games.
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Michael Myers
victim of incest
[divide your nonresilient tucker]
Originally posted by Meikai
I imagine this is the kind of thing that even the incel community itself is internally split about. On the one hand you can't be celibate if you're having sex, but on the other hand it's not like women are any more willing to have sex with you outside of that one, specific, explicitly transactional context. It's a My Little Pony Band-Aid on a pointblank shotgun wound.
Actually, we think men who have to rely on escorts to have sex are incels. We call them "escortcels." But, then again, incels also think it's "beta fux, beta buxx" when a man marries a woman; meaning she had her fun during her younger years and then finally settles down with a man she deems secure but she otherwise wouldn't have given the time of day. I mean, it's silly to expect that one can sustain a relationship without spending money.
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