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  1. They want to knock out Starlink so Speedy is forced offline
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  2. Nigger Nintendo Starving African Child
    Originally posted by aldra coincidence that the FBI was fixated on the guy openly carrying a rifle?

    Coincidence that this particular guy they focused on became relevant.

    Imagine you live above a busy city street. Every day you look down with a video camera, zoom in on interesting video subjects and record them. You zoom in on a lady with a pink tophat. You zoom in on a guy holding 3 baguettes. You zoom in on a black guy. You zoom in on a boy riding a unicycle.

    Later on you find out that baguette guy beat the shit out of someone with his baguettes.

    Then some spectard goes "HMMM WHY WERE YOU FOCUSING ON BAGUETTE MAN?"

    ... Because it was interesting that he was holding baguettes.

    But it's just a coincidence that I found baguette man interesting before he committed assault with a breadly weapon.
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  3. Originally posted by lockedin how do i know that omega is really superintelligent? how do i know it has really been correct the previous 100 predictions? how?

    It DOES MOT MATTER

    UGH
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  4. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    You lose nothing ..

    I trust Omega also fuck you ..

    Just trust Omega
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  5. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    B.
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  6. A College Professor victim of incest [your moreover breastless limestone]
    honestly fuys im goin for da big bux sorry but not sorry
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  7. Nile bump
    Fuck

    I shouldnt post drunk. Fuck u
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  8. mmQ Lisa Turtle
    Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo Your strategy guarantees you nothing, you have no idea what Omega predicted.

    I understand why this is a stupid paradox now.

    B is still the best choice .
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  9. the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Toxoplasmosis Would you like to start a homesteading community with me?
    You have to be an honest, noble white or Eurasian man of good character in order to join.
    No hard drugs or degeneracy allowed.
    This will be in Alaska so we’ll be a fishing community.
    On the weekends we’ll gather around a fire and play folk music while doing Roman salutes.

    I will fund this if you agree to pay me in yield of crops or hunted elk.

    https://niggasin.space/thread/70793
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  10. Bradley Florida Man
    I would preferentially pick box A as I am a person who hedges his bets, alternatively I would walk away from the hallucination presenting me with boxes.
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  11. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny this is exhibit W why women shouldnt be involved in politics and be given the rights to vote.

    the tally-buns are right and wise.



    Originally posted by Meikai Pictured, the average centrist intellectually soaring above the unclean masses of wingcucks:


    It's true. We are an enlightened breed. Centrism is to politics what atheism is to religion. We are free from the dogmas of party lines, unbeholden to any particular creed beyond rational and pragmatic politics. We are the peacemakers - blessed - and the diplomats who must form and lead actual coalitions.

    "We are also very humble"
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  12. Lanny Bird of Courage
    > calls people pseuds
    > spend pages and pages of this thread trying to demonstrate how smart you are by convincing simpletons of the wrong solution with sophistry

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  13. Originally posted by Nigger Nintendo but this is in a topical forum now so don't just evade over and over.


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  14. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Meikai That's how word games work, not thought experiments. Omega has no time for your word games. Omega put a bomb in your B box.

    wow, Omega is dick.

    Also, after re-reading the sentence "put a bomb in your B-box" I can't help but think this sounds like a sex act
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  15. Lanny Bird of Courage
    That wasn’t my quote lil whoadie
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  16. What_a_Kreep Tuskegee Airman
    Originally posted by Meikai Alright.



    Do you take A+B, or only B?

    How big is the box that supposedly contains a million dollars?

    Like, I mean it would have to be a pretty big box, right?

    My first answer was take only B. Choosing to take both seems pretty greedy. My instant thought was, "what kind of asshole would choose both A + B"

    Also, you can't choose just "A" because then you're the person who could have missed out on a million dollars just to end up $1,000.00.

    If you're on a game show you get the option to "just leave now with a $1,000." or "spin the wheel for a chance at a million"

    I'ma spin that wheel.


    Also, this reminds me of a game show from the early 2000's (i didn't watch it btw, but I knew what it was).

    Basically this guy, Howie Mandel hosted. (i have no idea why I remember his name, i think he was famous in the 80s or in Menudo or something) Basically 23 minutes of Vanna White bitches open up suite cases.

    God, white people will watch anything.
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  17. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Slightly more sophisticated argument but still vacuous. As always though, it's impressive you can burn this much intellectual effort on being wrong.

    The neo-oneboxer position is that we don't have any real agency in picking a box (either we're destined to pick either A or A+B, or our decision is a probabilistic outcome) but that somehow we have agency in choosing to be a oneboxer or twoboxer. Which there is absolutely no reason to believe. Even if I subscribe to the questionable logic that informs your position, I have no more choice in being a one or twoboxer and convincing omega of that than I do in defying whatever the odds are of Omega being incorrect about which category I fall into. Maybe my lot in life is that when I'm confronted with Omega there won't be a million dollars, but I won't struggle against what I can not change, I boldly face down the blatant unfairness of the situation, the cosmic clockwork or random flux that brings me to that crossroads, and I will make the objectively correct decision for deceit would net me nothing but cost me my dignity. Foolish oneboxers seek to struggle against the tides of the cosmos but I flow with it. I accept the limits of my agency, but in so far as I have any I will use it correctly. You will thank me when I pogrom the plague victims and save your puny civilization for you do not deserve it but I will be there, the protector, the unmovable, the objectively correct. I am the Alpha and the Omega, the beginning and the end. To all who are thirsty I will give freely from the springs of the water of reason.

    DO NOT TEST ME LUCY
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  18. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Maybe this is actually some next level play where you're just publicly saying you'll pick the wrong thing so when Omega receives our radio transmissions he'll decide to put a million bucks in box B for you. But guess what. Some alcoholic programmer who can't write a sentence without spellcheck figured out your gambit, so if this dipshit Omega is too retarded to do the same I don't want any part of his dirty money.
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  19. Lanny Bird of Courage
    Originally posted by Meikai You don't need to believe in determinism or true prescience, you just need to accept that the probability that Omega has guessed wrong is extremely low. Would you take a 100% chance at $1000, a 99.99999% chance at $1000000, or a 0.000001% chance at $1001000? Simple as.

    You know that's wrong you nigger. You know A+B is correct, you just wanted to meme. Fuck you Lucy, fuck you.
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  20. Jeff Hunter did 9/11
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