Originally posted by Meikai
I was having a bit of a psychotic break and was raging that my parents were just humoring it instead of BELIEVING or something. I wouldn't say I was calm exactly - adrenaline was pumping for shore - but I had enough clarity of mind to stop tensing and lie to them to avoid being electrocuted anyway. I geddit though. Cops are just bored dudes who sit around in cars all day, and I understand their innate masculine desire to do something physically stimulating like flying tackle harmless schizos and bend/pin their arms near to the point of dislocation. Probably the most fun that guy had on the job in months.
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That pic of him making a heart sign is haunting.
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2022-09-16 at 9:29 AM UTC
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Liberalism is facism
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I'm not a facist I never show my face when committing political violence
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I have no idea what you're talking about
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Pedophiles should be killed in their communities and merged singularly into an AI personality to contribute to the www zeitgeist. This is objectively the best thing for the world
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Originally posted by Meikai
My friends, I had not intended to discuss this controversial subject at this particular time. However, I want you to know that I do not shun controversy. On the contrary, I will take a stand on any issue at any time, regardless of how fraught with controversy it might be. You have asked me how I feel about pedophiles. All right, this is how I feel about pedophiles:
If when you say pedophiles you mean the devil incarnate, the wicked scourge, the bloody monster, that defiles innocence, deflowers toddlers, destroys the home, creates misery and poverty, yea, literally puts its dick in the mouths of little children; if you mean the beast that topples the Christian man and woman from the pinnacle of righteous, gracious living into the bottomless pit of degradation, and despair, and shame and helplessness, and hopelessness as they see what's been done to their child, then certainly I am against them.
But, if when you say pedophiles you mean the oil of forum conversation, the philosophers of anal tonguefucking, the easy target that is bullied when good fellows get together, that puts a song of hatred in their hearts and laughter on their lips as they talk shit, and the fiery glow of resentment in their eyes; if you mean graffik design; if you mean the stimulating discussion of computer security that puts the spring in an old admin's step on a bot-ridden, advertisement-filled morning; if you mean posters who enable a man to magnify his sense of how our species truly acts, and what we're capable of, and to remember, if only for a little while, our individual capacity for causing life's great tragedies, and heartaches, and sorrows for others; if you mean that chink, the presence of whom pours into our registries untold thousands of posts, which are used to provide raucous laughter for our mentally handicapped trolls, our autists, our deadbeats, our dumb, our pitiful aged and infirm like spectral; to makes a community, from threads, and our posts, then certainly I am for them.
This is my stand. I will not retreat from it. I will not compromise.
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I don't know man I was thinking of buying some of that s*** when I had my first job and it was $20 when I was like a teenager so you know that's why I know I realized like precious metals seemed kind of stupid like oh cool that thing is still worth $20 and now I have a bunch of little coins or something you know what's the point
Oh yeah and plus literally if I got a bunch of them and then what somebody could like bust up in my place and steal all my little wooden nickels and I'd just be s*** out of luck that's why I invest in pliers and wrenches cuz nobody f**** with that stuff but it gives you more powers
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Originally posted by Meikai
Canada could get nuked by Iran today and Republicans would care to the extent that it allows them to dunk on Democrats/Obama for the $2 billion anti-proliferation deal, and Democrats would care to the extent that it allows them to dunk on Republicans/Trump for being racist and not being vocally upset about refugees/immigrants from Canada when they're usually totally opposed to southern immigration/refugees.
Why would anyone waste a perfectly good nuclear weapon on Canada?
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> you gain brozouf
> you gain brozouf
> you gain brozouf
> my penis is ok!
> you gain brozouf
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Originally posted by troon
I'm both the best and the worst poster here because none of you are real and are just synthesized by some AI written by Lanny, who even auto-generates his own posts. Frala is actually made from some thrift-shop clothes stuffed with newspaper, with a balloon for a head. And yes, he does do that. And no, of course it's not particularly hygienic.
This is true and you’re all currently being stored at the arctic circle as well in case of an extinction event.
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I'm both the best and the worst poster here because none of you are real and are just synthesized by some AI written by Lanny, who even auto-generates his own posts. Frala is actually made from some thrift-shop clothes stuffed with newspaper, with a balloon for a head. And yes, he does do that. And no, of course it's not particularly hygienic.
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2022-09-01 at 1:30 AM UTC
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Fat People Have Low IQ
Fuck! I just realized I’m not reading all this shit.
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Originally posted by cigreting
Its hilarious these bitches know exactly whats going to happen if they start dating him yet they do it so they can brag to their friends about it. Pathetic.
What they dont realize is they are wasting their prime years with this guy who is going to toss them after their shelf life has expired.
Then they wonder where all the attention from men has gone when they know the rules of life the whole time. This is how obese feminist bitter cat ladies start out
He dated Gisele who went on to marry Tom Brady and have two children. He dated Blake who went on to marry Ryan Reynolds and have three kids. Bar Refaeli…same.
Pretty sure these women are just enjoying spending their 20s on yachts fucking this man and settling down when they want to lol.
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2022-08-29 at 10:32 PM UTC
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Kiwifarms deplatformed
you have to consider that -SpectraL may have pulled some strings to restore it
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2022-08-18 at 9 PM UTC
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2022 world cup
Looks like England are gonna sail through the first round
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2022-07-24 at 3:53 PM UTC
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Proud Homosexuals of NiS
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