Posts by Meikai

1. 2021-02-23 at 10:20 AM UTC in I want to start a country
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   Scronny doesn't wanna put in the work of stealing land from the natives to build his nation, so it's never going to happen. Literally the only way a country has ever been built is by ruthless oppression of the shitheel dirt farmers already living on our god-given clay.
2. 2021-02-23 at 12:45 AM UTC in Do you watch comic book movies?
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   Quoting without attribution is a no-no in my books, but whatever.
3. 2021-02-22 at 5 AM UTC in Only fans
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by aldra unrelated: a woman made this graph
   
   

   
   I mean if you read both axes, the same data is being communicated. Only an issue if you can't read a graph.
   
   Also, blaming this on women is a missed opportunity to joke about Asians reading from right to left.
4. 2021-02-22 at 4:23 AM UTC in anyone try cordyceps?
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by aldra
   
   
   that shit is terrifying, reminds me of the x-files episode where mushrooms keep exploding out of peoples' chests

   
   does it taste good tho
5. 2021-02-22 at 3:46 AM UTC in Best vegetable?
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   
   
   tfw vegetable yoda bride
6. 2021-02-22 at 3:15 AM UTC in Only fans
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood

   
   
7. 2021-02-22 at 1:02 AM UTC in Best smell?
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   1) Gamer girl feet.
   2) Gasoline.
   3) Fear.
8. 2021-02-22 at 12:34 AM UTC in Best password manager?
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   
9. 2021-02-21 at 9:35 PM UTC in What objects do you enjoy shoving up your ass?
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   Entire towns and villages.
10. 2021-02-21 at 12:10 PM UTC in Have you met the one?
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Malice That's one of the worst things I've ever heard, but it's probably accurate. Instead I chose the "do not participate option". Even if it's worse and it kills me, I don't want to play this sick game.

    
    Bad news, Malice - it killed you.
11. 2021-02-21 at 6:58 AM UTC in Each totem on the pole is a symbolic representation of one family
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Each totem on the pole is a symbolic representation of one family.
12. 2021-02-21 at 3:12 AM UTC in What drugs do you take?
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ So, he can, like, create a weather storm or something when he punches?

    
    
13. 2021-02-21 at 2:41 AM UTC in So
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by The Self Taught Man Longer than you plan to be here BITCH.

    
    Accurate.
14. 2021-02-21 at 2:36 AM UTC in What drugs do you take?
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Sudo Arnox tier thread

    
    By the way…
    
    His full name is Arnox Immordium and he's got a pretty darn long fantastical history. Sufficeth to say though that he's pretty powerful. One of the few people who have mastered combining physical combat with Energy Manipulation.
15. 2021-02-21 at 2:18 AM UTC in rascal's dogma
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Antifa Member 6?

    
    Refer to 1.
16. 2021-02-20 at 9:15 PM UTC in My peach ring has no hole
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong
17. 2021-02-20 at 8:14 PM UTC in If there were a button I could press
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I'd do it for trillions. Millions is a bit small. That's not even necessarily enough to wipe out Toronto. Billions isn't even enough to wipe out most of humanity. Trillions is too much, but I can wait until there's 1.0000000000001 trillion people or whatever. I'm patient.
18. 2021-02-20 at 6:42 PM UTC in weed in my asshole
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Just hoop it. They'll think it's a shit log.

    
    Not even this works anymore. You have to take it to the next level. Poop in a tupperware. Insert the drugs into the turd and mold it back into a turd shape. Then freeze it. Before you leave for the airport, reinsert the frozen turd. It'll thaw inside you and be indistinguishable from a regular turd, but it will contain a dank surprise.
19. 2021-02-20 at 5:38 AM UTC in I drove Enter off the site
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Like I said, Enter got arrested for attempt murder on a female coworker. You didn't drive him off, he's in jail.
20. 2021-02-19 at 11:29 PM UTC in My supervisor really wants me to stay.
    

    Meikai Heck This Schlong

    Originally posted by Meikai Start aggressively agitating for workers rights, organizing, and trying to get your coworkers to unionize.
    
    Either they'll find a way to fire you ASAP or you get a union that'll fight for your raises for you.

    
    Either you get unemployment benefits, or you get a raise and the knowledge that you are a true man of the working class. Do it.