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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Worf, son of Mogh You didn't watch Voyager? It's worth it but has very repetitive elements. Better written than TNG with more realistic/interesting characters. I found the exploration of the Q continuum in VOY very interesting but I don't want to spoil it too much. The Q episodes are always some of my favorites.

    Making the unknowable trickster deity knowable completely undermines his whole character though. Like the exploration of the Q continuum could be hella interesting in its own right, but making the nigh omnipotent unknowable trickster more knowable defeats the purpose as far as I'm concerned. Just discount Ancients from Stargate at that point.
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    TNG. I have an undying love for the unknowable capricious trickster deity archetype, and Q fits very neatly into it (at least for the duration of TNG, Voyager ruins the mystique I hear). For that reason alone, TNG is the best Star Trek. DS9 is cool too though.
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Crouton tea just tastes like a particularly weird green tea.
  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson RULE BRITTANIA BITCH! Take a coin out of your pocket and look whose face is on it…THEN BOW DOWN TO YOUR MASTERS.



  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Jiggaboo_Johnson Lol, last time I checked Northern Ireland was still British and the IRA disbanded in 2005.

    Canadian education…almost as bad as American education.

    Last I checked "winners" don't end up with border gore like this:


    Stuck in a tiny pocket in the North East. England has had literally millennia to unify 2 islands under one common banner, and they have managed a whopping 1⅕.
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Ghost if they gave me free drugs I would but they are bitches that make you go through doctors and shit.

    Why don't they put heroin in the vaccine? Come in for your vaccine and get the ride of your life. That's just good marketing.
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Ghost i'll make my girlfriend eat your ass with milk

    Leave me outta this.
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    This thread is histrionic on par with some of my more wild past threads. I'm a mentally unstable tranny. What's your excuse, OP?
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Ahh yes... that lie humans tell themselves. The seed from whence spouts every fruitless, Sisyphean human endeavor. No. "Doing" "stuff" is not the key to happiness or a "better life". Doing stuff is a requirement for sustaining life. There's no guarantee that any amount of stuff you do will ever make you feel like your life is better. How many more stories must be written about bitter, miserable people who have done all the stuff and still never found happiness before you understand? How many more tales of dissatisfied kings? Of miserable, lonely businessmen whose preoccupation with accomplishment drove a wedge between them and their family? How many tales of rock star suicides and actor ODs will it take before you realize that "happiness" is to "doing stuff" what "time" is to the 3 spatial dimensions - somewhere between loosely connected (at best), to being little more than a figment of one's perception? No. We have all thought this lie in our time. Some of us have even believed it, done things, and therefore been happy. But therein lies the rub - it's belief. You don't need to do things to have a happier, better life unless you believe the lie that you must do things to have a happier, better life.



    You can be happy with pushing the boulder, but you'll never be happy because you're pushing the boulder.
  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Argentines look out.

    The Falklands conflict was a dire predictor of how warfare in the 21st century would play out - decrepit superpowers warring with 3rd world shitholes who are lucky to have even one piece of modern military technology. I wish the Argies had had more success with exocets and won. Maybe the UK getting its ass kicked in the Falklands would have made the rest of the world think twice about waging forever wars with tiny countries.
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra he thinks he's being gangstalked at times and sees patterns in peoples' behaviour that may or may not actually be there

    That's an incredibly elaborate way to say someone uses meth.
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    13 hours. 13 hours. Apparently we still get water but we can't flush toilets or take showers. We have been forced into a stinky abyss for 13 hours. Heaven forbid someone need to take a shit at any point over a 13 hour period.



    This is our reality now. Our nightmare.
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Deanna Troi What if venomous?

    What if hanging by your bed, nested in your head?

    Feel their titter tatter on your skin, is that okay?

    Or do you say FUCK YOU SPOIDER NOT TODAy (bitch)

    I very well might instinctively swat a spider crawling on me. I would prefer not to, but "thing crawling on you, SWAT IT" is a pretty ingrained response. Dangling near my bed is fine tho. Also I live in Canada so worrying about dangerously venomous spiders would be irrational. If I lived in a tropical climate I would have a healthy, rational fear of spiders.
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Spiders are cool. I'm too poor to afford a maid but spiders are the next best thing - they eat all the bugs that are attracted to the accumulating filth a maid would have cleaned up.
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Both, but mostly republicans. Republicans are responsible for the downward trend, dems are irresponsible for not resisting it more effectively.
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Tomorrow could be the day the FBI kick in your door looking for your CP stash, and if you're too fucked up you won't be able to dispose of the evidence.
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Long live Zanick!
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I got my first shot today and have already developed mild telepathy and mild-to-moderate telekinesis and pyrokinetic abilities. It only works when I'm around 5G towers though.
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    I prove this to be true multiple times daily, and in ways far more damning than simply opening this thread.
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Worf was rejected, hated and shit on by everyone in the whole galaxy, human, klingon, vulcan, betazoid, miscellaneous alien, and energy-cloud alike.

    And he just took it.

    Worf is actually an allusion to Christ and Christianity. His personality is perfectly Christian. Worf is a good man. He turns the other cheek. Worf was paralyzed by an empty plastic barrel for our sins.
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