Beware the spiders located on the right side of the street pizza

1. 2021-04-27 at 2:24 AM UTC

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   Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
   Beware 😺
2. 2021-04-27 at 2:30 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong
   Spiders are cool. I'm too poor to afford a maid but spiders are the next best thing - they eat all the bugs that are attracted to the accumulating filth a maid would have cleaned up.
3. 2021-04-27 at 2:33 AM UTC

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   Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman

   Originally posted by Meikai Spiders are cool. I'm too poor to afford a maid but spiders are the next best thing - they eat all the bugs that are attracted to the accumulating filth a maid would have cleaned up.

   
   What if venomous?
   
   What if hanging by your bed, nested in your head?
   
   Feel their titter tatter on your skin, is that okay?
   
   Or do you say FUCK YOU SPOIDER NOT TODAy (bitch)
4. 2021-04-27 at 2:34 AM UTC

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   Deanna Troi Tuskegee Airman
   I vaccum them up on the regular and dump them in the trash where they belong. By the time they make it through they're all mangled and broken and dying, which is how I prefer my arachnids.
5. 2021-04-27 at 2:37 AM UTC

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   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by Deanna Troi What if venomous?
   
   What if hanging by your bed, nested in your head?
   
   Feel their titter tatter on your skin, is that okay?
   
   Or do you say FUCK YOU SPOIDER NOT TODAy (bitch)

   
   I very well might instinctively swat a spider crawling on me. I would prefer not to, but "thing crawling on you, SWAT IT" is a pretty ingrained response. Dangling near my bed is fine tho. Also I live in Canada so worrying about dangerously venomous spiders would be irrational. If I lived in a tropical climate I would have a healthy, rational fear of spiders.
6. 2021-04-27 at 3:32 AM UTC

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   General Butt.Naked Space Nigga
   I used to hate spider then i did mushroom n i was like killing things just bc theyre scary n inconvenient is kinda fucked up.
   
   So now if theyre daddy long legs or garden spider they can hang around. Also jumping spiders dude i LOVE jumping spiders theyre so i telligent n theyll follow u around the room.
   
   Other buff, hairy, or bitey looking spiders get relocated if possible, or if they wanna resist arrest they get zapped with the blowtorch taser a la daumtay white