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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    the walls are already smeared with poopy and i've got a metric fuckton of babyoil to grease my naked self up with before i charge at them

    never know what hit em
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by A College Professor starbuck for idiot. my friend is so proud of drinking starbucks coffee every day. I live in Asia, the price of Starbucks here is too expensive. 1 cup of starbucks coffee here you can get 2 double cheese burger McDonald. really crazy dude.

  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    post skeltal





  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    You wouldn't get mad at the carpenter though because there's no status envy. Carpenters are low status. Carpenters joking about their tools in a way you might not understand breeds no enmity. Scientists though? High status. It irks you because it reminds you that you're (relatively) low status.
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Yeah we dumb people can ever only understand the smart people secondhand and so….WAIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU? THEY NEED TO EXPLAIN THEIR INPUTS AND RESULTS ADEQUATELY. IF THEY DON'T THEN FUCK THEM.
    THEY NEED TO BE ABLE TO PROVE THEIR ASSERTIONS AND THEIR RESULTS WHEN CHALLENGED, AND IF THEY DON'T THEN FUCK THEM.
    It's all not some sort of optional step, it's not some edgy bullshit, it's basic protocol. Prove your assertions, prove your logic, or stop wasting our scarce time.

    But these formulae are just tools. It's like getting mad at a carpenter wearing a shirt like this:


    Because it doesn't explain what the hammers and nails are for. Like, they're for joining wood. You don't actually need to know that. You just need to know what a hammer is, and what nails are. And if you don't? I can see why you'd get upset, that's pretty embarrassing, but it's definitely a failing on your end no matter how much you protest. And ultimately, the failing is meaningless. All that happens if you don't understand this shirt is that you don't understand this shirt. Maybe scientists should be less opaque generally, but it's a fucking shirt.
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    They aren't actually whipping them though, are they? I thought it was the case that the pictures were just extremely evocative of that.
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Who the fuck remembers the ideal gas law? Much less actually uses it?

    So basically the joke is M.I.T. So mass by imaginary number by the temperature, without any of those terms or the terms leading up to their derivation being defined at all.

    There's not even a marker between each term. It's all just so annoying.

    My job right now is mostly making other people's work accessible to others.

    OK, you went to MIT, and you don't feel like explaining your work to the rest of us. So you are overpaid, so either do a training session to explain your shit or fuck off.

    Hahaha, I mean... that's the thing, right? Students at MIT probably remember/have an intuitive understanding of mass energy equivalency, imaginary numbers, and ideal gas law. Because they're using those in class. Because they're scientists-to-be/smart people. To them, this is an in-joke. It's only when we stupids start repeating their very genuinely smart person in-jokes as some kind of intellect-based cargo cult that it becomes pseudo. 🤔
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Yeah I agree.

    The way some people assume "well, you should know what n is, you should know what P is, you should know what E is", etc, is shitty and pseudo intellectual as fuck. All those things mean different things depending on the context, those are all context dependent. "Oh, but muh R can only mean one thing" no it can't. R isn't a fucking thing. All physics forumulas should define terms underneath, that they don't is only due to sheer laziness and sloppiness.

    The person wearing the shirt is definitely signaling intellect, and a t-shirt isn't a particularly costly signal so... yeah. Odds are not great that the person wearing it is actually an intellectual.

    I don't think it's particularly pseudointellectual conceptually though. Like, the guy who came up with the joke probably wasn't pseudo. And if the person on the receiving end of that signal understands the shirt without having "cheated" like we did, that's a very costly (in terms of time investment/familiarity with the subject matter) display of genuine intellect. Any idiot can wear the shirt, but it's likely only an intellectual is going to read "PV/nR" as "T".
  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Donald Trump Try solving it as three different letters. Makes sense, sort of. Meh, not really. Sorta pseud.

    I think the idea here is that the intended audience is not going to try solving it, they're just going to instantly recognize the constituent formulae and the values they represent and get the joke. It's probably only brainlets like us who see that and immediately think it's some inscrutable formula that one is intended to solve.
  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Back in my day we just called them rape dungeons.
  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by hydromorphone I just figured we haven’t come far enough and I’d break that shit the first day please show me where I can get a cyber hand with awesome grip strength like that otherwise I’m going with a hook (read an article after deciding on a hook and it said hooks are more practical but people prefer having a prosthetic that looks like a hand)

    Might have to custom build your cinderblock crushing hand, now that I think about it. Big Prosthetic doesn't want their customers becoming too powerful. Shouldn't be too hard to rig some hydraulics up though...
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by hydromorphone My mind has been lost has anyone seen it?

    I don’t want cyberpunk I want my arm an arm that doesn’t hurt nor have horrible infection in it

    Maybe it's my fucked up Y chromosome talking but like, c'mon, hydro. You could get a cyberhand with grip strength capable of crushing cinderblocks. Metal > meat.
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Quick Mix Ready There is a science lab museum in the Oakland Hills that will call you a liar.

    There's no such thing as "science", man.
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by DontTellEm HIV Positive & it’s my Fault. Smh

    Wait you have HIV?



    That's so sad. I'm sorry to hear that. What meds do you take for it? I understand it's totally survivable these days. Just be grateful it's not like 1985 or something.
  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    If you build it, I will cum.
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by RIPtotse And if you use coke or meth or something like that then you are just a fucking fool because there is literally no physical addiction with these it’s all mental

    For fucke sake I would have absolutely loved to be able to just sleep for a week and be clean like meth heads and not have to deal with vomiting and diarrhea and restless legs and everything else for weeks

    Tweakers and cokeheads break their brains. "It's just mental"... niggaaaaa the mental effects are rooted in the physical. I don't mean cravings. I mean shit like the lasting inability to feel love and happiness, gradually getting better over years. That kind of psychospiritual brutality is the shit gods dole out as punishment in fables. Christ there's nothing worse than former and recovering opiate addicts. All of you niggas think you've overcome the greatest hurdle a human being can encounter. Get over yourselves. You shit yourself for a whole 3 weeks and everything sucked and then you were back to normal. Wow. Impressive. Your ability to deal with *checks notes* temporary physical discomfort? It's truly astonishing. Want a medal? Definitely the kind of experience worth finding Jesus over.

  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    It's only gay depending on the circumstances of the conversation. Weird to be slipping perfectly punctuated paragraphs into some ho's DMs, totally sensible to use it on... say... a forum. Like this one for instance.
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Imagine having weak, greying genes. Imagine not being a ginger.
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ I always thought it was a walnut seam.

    A pleasant hill, down which flows a creek into the walnut sea(m).
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Definitely do it. For your health, sure. But do it for the cyberpunk aesthetic if nothing else. Nothing more rad than someone with a robotic arm. Cyborgs are cool as fuck.
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