Posts by Meikai

1. 2021-12-03 at 8:19 PM UTC in Starting a huge multinational corporation 🛰️
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I'm gonna cook an ounce of methamphetamine to get my business off the ground

   
   your bosses at wally world will never suspect that yoooouu are the sneak thief who has been making off with the boxes of sudafed
   
   
2. 2021-12-03 at 7:25 PM UTC in Starting a huge multinational corporation 🛰️
   

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   oi oi i'll 'ave u know, m8, that moy scrawny is gainfully employed by bezoscorp - he hasn't bin 2 hospital since ive known 'im, 'e ain't addicted to drugs, he's a roight winner he is, strictly no homo (its only gay if balls touch), quite the handsome young lad, and his delusions are pretty limited m8
3. 2021-12-03 at 7:22 PM UTC in holy fuck guys the 16 yr old
   

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   wtf
4. 2021-12-03 at 5:39 PM UTC in I know this is really brad, but hear me out.
   

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   could just do some actual grave robbing and not risk fucking up an entire funeral for the grieving family
   
   but i guess it's winter and the ground gon be frozen/impossible to dig thru
   
   ffs bradly there's gotta be a better option
5. 2021-12-02 at 6:04 PM UTC in Cop shoots guy in wheelchair 9 times
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Firing is just a cheap substitute for actual justice.

   
   After a shooting but before actual justice is doled out, usually the cop is on paid suspension. The FOP and unions got their backs. This dude is clearly fucked. Nobody thinks this was cool. He's getting the chair.
6. 2021-12-02 at 5:57 PM UTC in Cop shoots guy in wheelchair 9 times
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood The guy had a knife by the way

   
   Scronny is just racist against people in mobility scooters. We live near an apartment building that caters to people with physical disabilities (it's like part run by a charity with a focus on that, even) and every time we leave our building there's like 30 people speeding around on mobility scooters down the sidewalk and it's like playing frogger just getting around. He fucking hates those bastards and will do anything to excuse this extrajudicial killing of a disabled man.
7. 2021-12-02 at 3:06 PM UTC in Cop shoots guy in wheelchair 9 times
   

   Meikai Heck This Schlong

   Originally posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ Should be charged with second degree murder and reckless endangerment, but he'll get off.

   
   Already been fired (FIRED! not "suspended with pay", straight up FIRED!) so I think this one might play out differently.
8. 2021-12-02 at 2:43 PM UTC in I know this is really brad, but hear me out.
   

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   Chaotic neutral. Immoral, but acceptable. This is essentially grave robbing tho, and grave robbing is pretty fucking low. Like 100% not something you should do as a disciple of Odin? Draugr gon getchu. Acceptable in the sense that like... he don't need rings where he goin (in the fucking ground), but also really the lowest of the low.
9. 2021-12-02 at 3:53 AM UTC in Becoming a Supreme Leather Daddy First Class
   

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10. 2021-12-02 at 2:38 AM UTC in Spooks are Among us...
    

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    Lanny is 100% an informant. I would know, I'm a former handler. There are a couple of them on this board still. One of whom has been a prominent member of the community for decades.
11. 2021-12-01 at 5:07 PM UTC in The "convenient nationalists" of this site prefer non American products
    

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    Japan is basically a US protectorate, driving a Toyota is fine.
12. 2021-11-27 at 7:19 PM UTC in The Official NIS 2A Thread
    

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    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny

    
    The number of dudes who simultaneously talk about how important 2A is for protecting from corrupt authoritarian government in one breath, and talk about how corrupt and authoritarian the government currently is with the next would lead one to believe there'd be a lot more dead politicians than there are at present. It's like... stolen valor, but gayer. They have this huge sense of heroic pride that they're totally, one day, if it becomes absolutely necessary (trust me bro, we got this) going to defend something important.
    
    For the love of god, go kill some politicians or shut up.
13. 2021-11-22 at 1:40 AM UTC in 3 blacks in red SUV plow through parade, shots fired
    

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    How do you know they're black? How do you know there were 3 of 'em? I see people astroturfing this "3 black males" narrative on twitter, yet to see any evidence for it though. Police say they've recovered the vehicle and one person of interest.
14. 2021-11-21 at 5:54 PM UTC in I had the weirdest most disgusting dream ever
    

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    Originally posted by Meikai Hahahaha guess it's time to get into femdom.

15. 2021-11-21 at 3:05 PM UTC in Walnut Creek Raid
    

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    The real question is... what was this a cover for? What was Jeff doing that he wanted us to be focused on THIS instead?
16. 2021-11-21 at 3:04 PM UTC in Walnut Creek Raid
    

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    Jeff Hunter's outlaw posse engaged in a daring midnight raid of a Nordstrom location last night.
    
    https://sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com/2021/11/20/it-was-insane-dozens-of-looters-ransack-walnut-creek-nordstrom-store/
17. 2021-11-21 at 2:34 PM UTC in Sigma male thread
    

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    Originally posted by Sudo I sell smokes for a dollar a piece at the dumpsters behind Arby's, watching the peons roll thru the drive thru to get their shaved beef sammies

    
    sigma af
18. 2021-11-21 at 2:30 PM UTC in Sigma male thread
    

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    Originally posted by Sudo So if you're not on welfare you're a sigma male? Is that like a cis male, how it's a way of marginalizing the majority?

    
    no no u have a sigma male grindset your a hustler
19. 2021-11-21 at 2:17 PM UTC in Sigma male thread
    

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    Originally posted by Sudo TIL sigma male is a term invented by beta redditers to make them feel more manly. Of course captain microdick has incorporated this into his vocabulary

    
    but ur a sigma male u rise n grind erry day
20. 2021-11-21 at 12:07 AM UTC in I think something is wrong seriously wrong
    

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    Originally posted by Wariat I literally cannot get hard and I dying? Every day I jerk off to a limp duck and don’t even cum and the next day I still can’t get hard. I think I may be dying.

    
    Hahahaha guess it's time to get into femdom.