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Posts by Meikai

  1. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Writing Shitty "Satire" For The Onion

    What a bastard.
  2. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    It's really bad satire because it's equally applicable to people who fight for representation in movies? "Representation doesn't matter" is the status quo ante and I'd really love to get back to that.

    Alas, climate change.
  3. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    >24 minutes

    jfc how does it take 24 minutes to run through this simple fucking flow chart

  4. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    asheville shud be easy enough his dox are literally in his name
  5. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    cuz its hot and there's soooooo so much of it that u can access ezpz

    ig
  6. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley can u make me the center of it instead of the blue thing

    disrespecting Miss Piggy by removing her like that seems like a great way to wind up dead sorry fam.
  7. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    the amount of fucking time i spent on that is, frankly, embarassing and i should kill myself
  8. Meikai Heck This Schlong


    im just gonna leave some of my abstrakt arte here as well

    PIGGI MA

    PIGGI MA

  9. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by troon pluck the labia, just lift the edge a little and let it ping back. gently, like the force you might pluck a nylon guitar string. up and down each side.

    then pay me royalties.

    lmfao this nigga out here playing the 🐱 like its a gd harp ☠️
  10. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    "let it rot"

    if asians dont want the west to view them (and especially their women) as passive, submissive and breedable, etc they should probably stop being so fucking passive

  11. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Good cop, dad cop.

    Bad joke, dad joke.
  12. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Michael Myers Fem"cels" don't exist. They are just chadsexual.

    Elliot Rodger is the archetypal incel though? He wouldn't settle for anything less than five-foot-nothing, skinny, blonde, white sorority girl. His "stacysexuality" wasn't a choice, not really. Neither is femcel chadsexuality.

    I doubt you'd agree with the idea that an incel has to be willing to fuck any woman or they aren't incels, they just have standards that are too high.



    "Oh, you don't think she's hot? You're afraid she'll roll on top of you and your bones will be pulverized to dust? You aren't an incel, you're just fatphobic lol."


    Yeah, nah.
  13. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    The Martha's Vineyard thing was stupid for a lot of reasons, but I fully support states bussing or flying illegal immigrants to liberal sanctuary cities where they can be protected from ICE thugs. 😇🙏
  14. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra that is the gayest thing I've ever seen

    get out

  15. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Weird. I was just thinking to myself... y'know, I see a lot of drug abusing folks walking around my neighborhood, and it seems as if they have tombstones in their eyes. And the dope pushers peddling to them? They don't care whether that sorry crowd lives or if they die. God damn those greedy fucker. Seriously. I pray to God that He might damn the dope pushers. They're nothing like dealers. Dealers are the MAN, man. A quick shake of the hand to exchange currency for "the goods", and you can obtain some lovely grass to smoke. The dope pushers though? The dope pushers are monsters, not natural men of flesh and blood like you or I. Dealers will lift your spirits for five bucks, where dope pushers will just ruin your body and leave your soul screaming in agony.

    If I were the president of the US, I'd straight up declare war on those rotten basterds. I'd stab them to death myself if they were stupid enough not to flee my presence. And I'd blow their fucking brains out if, despite all odds, they actually had the wherewithal to try and escape. I'd beat them to death a Bible, that's how serious I am. I'd slice them up with razors and shoot all them to death.

    God damn them.
  16. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by I Live In Your Crawlspace Secretly4 Bump 4 my incels. WE MEN HAVE TO STICK TOGETHER

    femcels exist too, the poor things.
  17. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    aw, i miss kinks. pretty sure she promised to give me a makeover if we ever hung out, which was cute of her. i genuinely hope she's doing okay and not in a homeless shelter. unless she wants to be, i guess. sometimes its your best option. 🤷‍♀️
  18. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    tbf UV is terrible for your skin, and it's extra terrible for the fair skin of a humble ginger maiden such as myself.

    i may die at 35 due to atrocious cardiovascular health and numerous vitamin deficiencies, but i won't look a day over 25.
  19. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by Bradley Do you go outside hts

    no. like...

    i don't think direct sunlight has hit my skin since... february? maybe a bit later than that. no later than spring though. i've gone at least a season without fresh air or sunlight at this point.
  20. Meikai Heck This Schlong
    Originally posted by aldra you're conflating actual mutually assured destruction with its more important purpose as a deterrent to escalation beyond a certain point

    it is literally only a deterrent to escalation between parties with nukes. no nuclear power is going to use their nuclear weapons in response to the use of nuclear weapons by another country against some third, nukeless, unaffiliated party. i'm not conflating anything. mutually assured destruction is mutually assure destruction.

    nukes are not some magical boon that provide a +3 bonus to escalation resistance to countries who don't even have them. sorry, cunt. your shits just as fucked as ours is here in canada. you should make peace with this fact now. the only thing standing between australia and nuclear hellfire is the mistaken belief that the global community will be upset to learn someone vaporized all the chinks, bogans, abos, and other poisonous/terrifying creatures inhabiting your godforsaken continent. 🤷
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