I remember reading that story. She snipped it off and then threw it out the window, so when the police came and found out they had to get a team of officers to rake the grass outside the window looking for the dick. They did find it, and it was transported quickly on ice to the hospital, where it was reattached. A literal dick hunt.
"What are you guys looking for?" "A dick. Stand back, please."
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Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood
Yes, in Canada you have a legal right to refuse anything that seems unsafe and you can't be fired or sent home they are obligated to find something else for you to do.
It's all part and parcel of the liberal, knee-jerk, all-or-nothing mentality.
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When he was a lawyer, Obama used to ride around in his limo high as a kite on cocaine with a tranny in there blowing him off, then later he married his tranny boyfriend, Michael, and got some fake kids to make it look good.
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This one time I was on duty and looking across the mall to the Loblaws on the other side, and I just happened to notice a guy at thier meat section, a big fucker, at least 6'5", with long blondish hair and a neanderthal face, stuff at least ten packs of meat into his waistband. Then he went right out the front door, and I said fuck it, not my store. Then the guy comes back in through the same door five minutes later and I watch him go right up to the meat section in Loblaws again and starts piling up packs of steaks and high-end meat under his arm. So I went to my service desk and picked up the phone and called my store manager and told him about it, and he said I should definitely apprehend him, even though he's in the other store, not ours. He said there's a great chance we'd be next, so may as well take him out right now, but get permission from the Loblaw's management.
So I crossed over and the guy has got at least 20 packs of assorted meats on him that he's holding in his arms at this point, that he took time to pick out, so I went to the Loblaw's office and asked the manager if I could take him out and she said absolutely. So I go back out on the floor and the clown now has all twenty packs of meat stuffed into his waistband already, in front, and behind, and on both sides, and his sweater is sticking out like a balloon, at which point he heads on down the aisle and heads directly for the exit door. When he went out, I walked up beside him and flipped my badge and told him he was under arrest. Suddenly, he starts doing the chicken, literally, and all the packs of meat go flying up and down and out and all around on the ground, and he drops to the ground having a caniption fit, then this girl runs into the thick of it and he throws his keys to her, and she grabs them perfectly and runs to a van parked very near and she gets in and revs up and screeches and burns rubber over to where I have him pinned to the ground. I thought for a second she was going to run us both over, but then she sped off, with whatever booty they had been able to get before I nailed him. Didn't get the plate that time either, because it was so chaotic.
Next thing I have him in cuffs up in the security office of the Loblaws, and who calls? Her. She wants to talk to her man and see what's up.
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Originally posted by Narc
But lies can be very destructive in certain situations. Lies are the tools of the control freaks who are attempting to get an entire nation dancing to their tune. Setting society up to work in their favor to the detriment of the rest all while hoodwinking the people into thinking its all actually for their benefit so they go along with it. Those sorts of lies are actually treason.
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In order to maintain and preserve free speech, ALL free speech must be allowed, including lies. The onus must be on the listener to discern and discover, not on the speaker.
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Originally posted by Narc
I said at the very beginning when trump was elected that he is a money man, a billionaire. For trump first and foremost its all about accumulating wealth, as much wealth as he can lay his hands on for himself and himself only. If he is applying to be the president then its all a ploy to get himself into a position to accumulate even more wealth for himself. Of course he will do whatever he has to do to keep up a public appearance that he is doing the job for the people and to hide most of his wealth accumulation methods so as to enable him to keep doing it. But you could safely bet that that is what he is really up to. Wealth and power, the power to accumulate more wealth to accumulate more power to accumulate more wealth. Money and power and making more of it so as to retain it to make more of it is all these control freaks are about.
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You're wrong. He's not doing it for the money at all, he's doing it out of hyper-patriotism.
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A Republican would rather kill you outright if you don't worship the flag and bow down to it. They don't understand that forced patriotism is as good as no patriotism at all. People fought and died so people could have the choice not to worship the flag, but these republicans don't care what they died for, and they demand worship of it, at any cost.
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Vindman was on the way out long before the impeachment hoax. The Trump administration had already planed to thin out the NSC and weed out all the Obama holdovers. It's called draining the swamp. That's what he won on.
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a man who bankrupted both the state of massachusetts and the olympic organization = integrity ONLY in the eyes of the dimocraps.
he literally had to go back to his mormon state of utah to even get the position he has now because everywhere else he was literally run out of town.
if he has integrity, my penis is 2 feet long!!
They get overjoyed when some treasonous crook goes to work, but they get all teary-eyed and frustrated when someone gets in who starts fixing the actual problems. Just a bunch of complete and utter morons.
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