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2020-02-28 at 2:14 AM UTC in Dad threadNor do I not have not any.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-29 at 1:07 AM UTC in getting tested for coronovirus tomorrowSo, if you end up having it, they will call government people in and they'll stuff you into a glass box and take you to one of their underground gulags, where you will be placed in with a ton of other sick people in tight cells. Why why would you willingly risk that??The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-27 at 8:44 PM UTC in Dad threadThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-27 at 8:49 PM UTC in Dad threadNow, many many years ago
When I was twenty three
I was married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be
This widow had a grown-up daughter
Had hair of red
My father fell in love with her
And soon the two were wed
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life
My daughter was my mother
'Cause she was my father's wife
To complicate the matters
Even though it brought me joy
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad
And so became my uncle
Though it made me very sad
For if he was my uncle
That also made him the brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course, was my step-mother
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
My father's wife then had a son
That kept them on the run
And he became my grandchild
For he was my daughter's son
My wife is now my mother's mother
And it makes me blue
Because, she is my wife
She's my grandmother too
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
Now, if my wife is my grandmother
Then, I am her grandchild
And every time I think of it
It nearly drives me wild
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw
As the husband of my grandmother
I am my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
I'm my own grandpa
It sounds funny I know
But it really is so
I'm my own grandpaThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-08 at 4:02 PM UTC in Disgusting cunt rips speech in halfThe ancestors of the Monks family migrated to England following the Norman Conquest of 1066. The surname Monks is for a monk. Further research showed the name was derived from the Old English word munuc, of the same meaning, and would indicate that the original bearer was a Monk in the medieval period (celibacy among monks was not generally adopted until the later Middle Ages, so some of them would have had families). On the other hand, the surname may be a nickname to describe someone who was perhaps a recluse.
Early Origins of the Monks family
The surname Monks was first found in Devon where they held a family seat as Lords of the Manor of Potheridge and descended from a Norman noble, Le Moyne, who attended Duke William at the Battle of Hastings in 1066. Conjecturally they are descended from the holder of the lands of Potheridge at the time of the taking of the Domesday Book in 1086, Aubrey from Baldwin the Sheriff of Devon, who held a mare and three clusters of horses at Great and Little Potheridge and Potheridge Gate. William Le Moyne's principal seat was at Dunster Castle. From this distinguished family name are descended the ancient and ardent royalist house of the Dukes of Albermarle.
Moynes Court is a building in the village of Mathern, Monmouthshire, Wales, which dates back to c. 1609. The original manor dates back to c. 1254.
Before the advent of the printing press and the first dictionaries, the English language was not standardized. Sound was what guided spelling in the Middle Ages, so one person's name was often recorded under several variations during a single lifetime. Spelling variations were common, even among the names of the most literate people. Known variations of the Monks family name include Monk, Monks, Monck, Moncks, Monckes and others.
Outstanding amongst the family at this time was George Monck, 1st Duke of Albemarle (1608-1670), English general and statesman, instrumental in the restoration of Charles II to the English throne in 1660; Christopher Monck, 2nd Duke of Albemarle, KG, PC (1653-1688), an English soldier and politician; Nicholas Monck. Some of the Monks family moved to Ireland.
Monks migration to the United States
To escape the political and religious chaos of this era, thousands of English families began to migrate to the New World in search of land and freedom from religious and political persecution. The passage was expensive and the ships were dark, crowded, and unsafe; however, those who made the voyage safely were encountered opportunities that were not available to them in their homeland. Many of the families that reached the New World at this time went on to make important contributions to the emerging nations of the United States and Canada. Research into various historical records has revealed some of first members of the Monks family to immigrate North America:
Monks Settlers in United States in the 19th Century
Joseph Monks, aged 20, who arrived in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania in 1803
Robert Monks, aged 22, who arrived in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania in 1803
Thomas Monks, aged 17, who landed in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania in 1803
James Monks, aged 68, who landed in Rhode Island in 1812
Matthew Monks, who landed in Allegany (Allegheny) County, Pennsylvania in 1831
Monks migration to Australia
Emigration to Australia followed the First Fleets of convicts, tradespeople and early settlers. Early immigrants include:
Monks Settlers in Australia in the 19th Century
John Monks, who arrived in Adelaide, Australia aboard the ship "Delhi" in 1839
Michael Monks, who arrived in Adelaide, Australia aboard the ship "Bolton" in 1848
Charles Monks, who arrived in Adelaide, Australia aboard the ship "Stebonheath" in 1849
William Monks, who arrived in Adelaide, Australia aboard the ship "Caroline Agnes" in 1850
Monks migration to New Zealand
Emigration to New Zealand followed in the footsteps of the European explorers, such as Captain Cook (1769-70): first came sealers, whalers, missionaries, and traders. By 1838, the British New Zealand Company had begun buying land from the Maori tribes, and selling it to settlers, and, after the Treaty of Waitangi in 1840, many British families set out on the arduous six month journey from Britain to Aotearoa to start a new life. Early immigrants include:
Monks Settlers in New Zealand in the 19th Century
Mrs. Bridget Monks, British settler travelling from London aboard the ship "Egmont" arriving in Auckland, New Zealand on 14th June 1858
Miss Catherine Monks, British settler travelling from London aboard the ship "Egmont" arriving in Auckland, New Zealand on 14th June 1858
Mr. William Monks, British settler travelling from London aboard the ship "Egmont" arriving in Auckland, New Zealand on 14th June 1858
Miss Susanna Monks, British settler travelling from London aboard the ship "Harwood" arriving in Auckland, New Zealand on 4th November 1858
Miss Bridget Monks, British settler travelling from London aboard the ship "Lord Ashley" arriving in Auckland, New Zealand on 14th October 1858
Contemporary Notables of the Monks (post 1700)
George Derek Monks (b. 1929), English former first-class cricketer from Sheffield, Yorkshire
Neale Monks (b. 1971), English former paleontologist at the Natural History Museum in London
Mr. Charles Monks M.B.E.,, British HM Immigration Inspector for the Home Office, was appointed Member of the Order of the British Empire on 29th December 2018 for services to Immigration Enforcement
W. Harry Monks, American politician, Mayor of Fall River, Massachusetts, 1927-28
Thomas E. Monks, American Republican politician, Delegate to Republican National Convention from Ohio, 1932
Robert A. G. Monks, American Republican politician, Candidate for U.S. Senator from Maine, 1976
Bruce L. Monks (b. 1923), American Democrat politician, Supervisor of Clinton Township, Michigan, 1961-65; Member of Michigan State House of Representatives 71st District, 1965-66; Defeated, 1966
John Cherry Monks Jr. (1910-2004), American author, actor, playwright, screenwriter and director
Joseph M. Monks (b. 1968), American writer and blind film director
Victoria Monks (1884-1927), British Music Hall singer from Blackpool, best known for her recording of "Won't You Come Home Bill Bailey"The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-06 at 9:48 PM UTC in Disgusting cunt rips speech in half"We got him for sure this time!!"
"Awwww..."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-26 at 2:58 PM UTC in Bernie's $97 trillionJohn McCain was a traitor who spilled his guts on his own troops and his own country to the Vietcong after he was captured, to avoid torture. Even the other POWs he was with went on record to report how he sang like a bird. The Vietcong even gave him the codename, Song Bird, because he talked so much and told them everything they wanted to know. He even went so far as to make anti-American propaganda videos for the Vietnamese government, accusing the American air force of bombing Vietnamese schools and hospitals and openly damning America on their state-run television.
Not to mention he murdered 134 American Navy soldiers and wounded 161 others (the worst loss of life on a U.S. Navy ship since World War II) when he engaged his after burner on the deck of the USS Forrestal while showing off, which disengaged a Zuni rocket on the jet directly behind him, causing massive explosions across the deck. Then he jumped out and ran for cover and hid in a cabin while his fellow crew-mates burned to death trying to put out the fires.
And this is a hero??
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2020-02-25 at 8:19 PM UTC in Trump is going down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-25 at 7:27 PM UTC in What should Fralala and Lil Sporty name their first born?Sooo.. now if Lanny makes a terrible Your Mom joke to their new son or daughter, he'll be talking about fralala.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-25 at 9:31 PM UTC in What should Fralala and Lil Sporty name their first born?Fralalanny.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-24 at 9:44 PM UTC in Trump is going down.The lying fucks in the "intelligence agencies" are the same ones who said Trump was a Putin puppet for three years. They're also the same lying fucks who said Iraq had weapons on mass destruction. They're also the jackasses who insisted Assad gassed his own people. All intentional lies. They have ZERO credibility.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-24 at 10:52 PM UTC in Why can't non whites use stores correctlyWars exist strictly to transfer wealth from the tax coffers directly into the bank accounts of a handful of world oligarchs. The whole thing is a giant scam.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-24 at 1:01 PM UTC in Hey cannucks what do you think about the rail protesters?The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-24 at 1:21 AM UTC in Why can't non whites use stores correctly
Originally posted by snab_snib exceptions that prove the rule.
also, i don't disagree with everything everyone else says. i just disagree with retarded things that people say. which, is actually almost everything that gets said on here. almost all of you are totally retarded. that's a fact. it's not a coincidence. just how it is.
No, not everyone here is "totally retarded". They simply disagree with you. There's a difference.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2020-02-24 at 12:35 AM UTC in Apparently, the earth is not flat.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-23 at 11:16 PM UTC in Who do you blame for your misfortunes in life?Myself. I'm the Captain of my own ship.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-23 at 11:17 PM UTC in Why can't non whites use stores correctlyIn third-world countries, if you're polite and let the other guy go ahead, you and your whole family end up starving to death.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-22 at 8:55 PM UTC in Trump is going down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-22 at 12:05 AM UTC in Trump is going down.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2020-02-22 at 2:28 AM UTC in Hey cannucks what do you think about the rail protesters?
Originally posted by Dregs and its only get worse..
i've been on a few reservations surprised i made it off of each one. usually have their rifles or whatever right next to them. always drunken than even more. its shocking how much they fucking drink and their food its out of the stone age…much of it raw like what the fuck? they just WANT THEIR LAND back. Fuck them…even though I got a lil ojibwe in me but I fuck myself just fine.
they have mastered the art of being nice to your face and stab ya right back in private.
as the PIGS up in here. Fucking laziest son of bitches ever. You can call them on some emergency THEY STATION JUST DOWN THE BLOCK AND WAIT A COUPLE HOURS TIL THEY GET HERE THERE WHEREVER. 2 OR MORE HRS FOR AN EMERGENCY! SCUM OF THE EARTH.
It's a welfare state. They don't even know what an honest day's work is. Their whole lives, for generations, they have been relying solely on the taxpayer for survival. They've conditioned themselves to think the government owes them and must provide for them for their entire lifetimes. And when you go over there and stand at a gas station and watch, it's all natives lining up at the pumps for gas. But you don't see a single one of them protesting at the gas pumps where they drive up to get their gas, tax-free, I might add.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
