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2017-06-19 at 12:07 AM UTC in Holy Shit!!*posting in a worthless shitty thread*The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-18 at 9:09 PM UTC in Look I'm backThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-18 at 2:51 AM UTC in I've got a theory why Darth Beaver self destructed & left.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-18 at 2:01 PM UTC in Crazy Glue in DickShe said, ‘Don’t touch that.’
‘What is it?’ I asked.
‘It’s glue,’ she said. ‘Special glue. The best kind.’
‘What did you buy it for?’
‘Because I need it,’ she said. ‘A lot of things around here need gluing.’
‘Nothing around here needs gluing,’ I said. ‘I wish I understood why you buy all this stuff.’
‘For the same reason I married you,’ she murmured. ‘To help pass the time.’
I didn’t want to fight, so I kept quiet, and so did she.
‘Is it any good, this glue?’ I asked. She showed me the picture on the box, with this guy hanging upside-down from the ceiling.
‘No glue can really make a person stick like that,’ I said. ‘They just took the picture upside-down. They must have put a lamp on the floor.’ I took the box from her and peered at it. ‘And there, look at the window. They didn’t even bother to hang the blinds the other way. They’re upside down, if he’s really standing on the ceiling. Look,’ I said again, pointing to the window. She didn’t look.
‘It’s eight already,’ I said. ‘I’ve got to run.’ I picked up my briefcase and kissed her on the cheek. ‘I’ll be back pretty late. I’m working—’
‘Overtime,’ she said. ‘Yes, I know.’
I called Abby from the office.
‘I can’t make it today,’ I said. ‘I’ve got to get home early.’
‘Why?’ Abby asked. ‘Something happen?’
‘No … I mean, maybe. I think she suspects something.’
There was a long silence. I could hear Abby’s breathing on the other end.
‘I don’t see why you stay with her,’ she whispered. ‘You never do anything together. You don’t even fight. I’ll never understand it.’ There was a pause, and then she repeated, ‘I wish I understood.’ She was crying.
‘I’m sorry. I’m sorry, Abby. Listen, someone just came in,’ I lied. ‘I’ve got to hang up. I’ll come over tomorrow. I promise. We’ll talk about everything then.’
I got home early. I said ‘Hi’ as I walked in, but there was no reply. I went through all the rooms in the house. She wasn’t in any of them. On the kitchen table I found the tube of glue, completely empty. I tried to move one of the chairs, to sit down. It didn’t budge. I tried again. Not an inch. She’d glued it to the floor. The fridge wouldn’t open. She’d glued it shut. I didn’t understand what was happening, what would make her do such a thing. I didn’t know where she was. I went into the living-room to call her mother’s. I couldn’t lift the receiver; she’d glued that too. I kicked the table and almost broke my toe. It didn’t even budge.
And then I heard her laughing. It was coming from somewhere above me. I looked up, and there she was, standing barefoot on the living room ceiling.
I stared openmouthed. When I found my voice I could only ask, ‘What the hell… are you out of your mind?’
She didn’t answer, just smiled. Her smile seemed so natural, with her hanging upside-down like that, as if her lips were just stretching on their own by the sheer force of gravity.
‘Don’t worry, I’ll get you down,’ I said, hurrying to the shelf and grabbing the largest books. I made a tower of encyclopedia volumes and clambered on top of the pile.
‘This may hurt a little,’ I said, trying to keep my balance. She went on smiling. I pulled as hard as I could, but nothing happened. Carefully, I climbed down.
‘Don’t worry,’ I said. ‘I’ll get the neighbours or something. I’ll go next door and call for help.’
‘Fine,’ she laughed. ‘I’m not going anywhere.’
I laughed too. She was so pretty, and so incongruous, hanging upside-down from the ceiling that way. With her long hair dangling downwards, and her breasts moulded like two perfect teardrops under her white T-shirt. So pretty. I climbed back up onto the pile of books and kissed her. I felt her tongue on mine. The books tumbled out from under my feet, but I stayed floating in midair, hanging just from her lips.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-18 at 1:49 AM UTC in I wish to die in my 60's.Everyone says that, and they mean it, but once they finally get to the magic number, they still don't want to go yet.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-14 at 2:34 PM UTC in I got my mail-order kid todayReligion will actually give the kid a basis for his morality and sense of right and wrong down the road. I suppose you guys would rather he attend a KKK meeting or something.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-15 at 1:46 PM UTC in Well gonts, looks like Bill Cosby yells "hey hey hey!"
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2017-06-15 at 3:52 AM UTC in Robbing a bankBank would be the worst thing to rob. These days, there are weapon detectors built right into the teller stations which trigger silent alarms, and all the tellers have is an ATM card and have to go to the ATM station on their island and make a deposit first to be able to withdraw; they have just about as much power in getting their hands on money as the customers they serve. It's not like they just have drawers of bundles of bills, like the old days. Dream on. If you're lucky, you might get a couple hundred dollars, because that's the teller's limit with no deposit. That's why they have to rob so many banks. You have to rob a dozen banks just to get a couple grand. Now, BINGO parlors. There's where the big cash is. Very easy to hit. Usually an open back door for air. Usually at least 20,000+ in cash right in the back office, manned by old people, if the place is large enough. (This information is for educational purposes only, and no way directs or suggests anyone commit a crime).The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-14 at 1:15 PM UTC in wheak white congressman shot by another wheak white women's march antifa supporter"Bishop said the only reason he and his colleagues survived was because someone at the practice field had a gun and was able to return fire while they found cover behind the backstop and elsewhere."The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-14 at 8:28 PM UTC in I want to shoot up an Arianna Grande concertThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-11 at 5:59 PM UTC in WARNING!!! do not Trust bling bling he stole my bitcoinBling is an online bank robber and highly underrated.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-10 at 4:37 AM UTC in weed scares meWeed is the deed. No need to bleed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-10 at 9:42 AM UTC in I just tried to escape something in my headEven better, eat it. Eat meth. You won't be disappointed.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-09 at 2:43 AM UTC in Five killed in Mozambique 'for being bald' based on belief they have gold in their headsNo north American soldier has ever "served his country" since World war II, and even that's a stretch. Rather, those soldiers have been serving the multi-national corporations, the military industrial complex, and all those who directly benefit from war, including the crooked politicians and all the crooked bankers. So, you see, there never was any serving of the country at all. And if you have served, for the crooks, that is, you can be proud of the fact you made them trillions of dollars, helped to destroy great parts of the world, got millions of innocent people murdered in the process, and you have blood all over your hands as we speak. Blood you can never wash off, no matter how hard you try and justify it.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-07 at 4:05 PM UTC in Cutting Off A PenisThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-06 at 2:58 PM UTC in Please someone do this for me.Make me pretty.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-05 at 4:09 AM UTC in Experimental: Every Sunday, implement E-Prime modeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-04 at 2:41 AM UTC in teh retraded thred herppppp slober fuk glum editshinThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
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2017-06-03 at 10:45 PM UTC in -=POST CANARY=-Hey, guise;
This will be our Post Canary.
A warrant canary is a method by which a communications service provider aims to inform its users that the provider has not been served with a secret government subpoena.
Secret subpoenas, such as those covered under 18 U.S.C. §2709© of the USA Patriot Act, provide criminal penalties for disclosing the existence of the warrant to any third party, including the service provider's users. A warrant canary may be posted by the provider to inform users of dates that they have not been served a secret subpoena. If the canary is not updated for the time period specified by the host or if the warning is removed, users are to assume that the host has been served with such a subpoena. The intention is to allow the provider to warn users of the existence of a subpoena passively, without disclosing to others that the government has sought or obtained access to information or records under a secret subpoena.
Thank you.
Good luck.The following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire! -
2017-06-02 at 1:34 PM UTC in Lanny doesn't know how to codeThe following users say it would be alright if the author of this post didn't die in a fire!
