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Posts by infinityshock lovingly allowed lard-ass lanny the luxury of lapping the loins-leviathan while the little lad larps as a laotian ladyboy lapdancer (banned)

  1. Originally posted by TJ Aren't you like 90 by now. You probably would have a prolapsed lower GI pulling your prostate out of your own ass just by trying to flex up on me.

    It's time for you to be placed in the HOME old man.

    you can dispense with the foreplay and small talk. its a sure thing. you have a date that is going to ramrod your orifices better than your uncle benny along with all his friends together ever could.

    you probably should bring a suture kit with you if you want to keep your own internal organs....internal.
  2. signed
  3. Originally posted by TJ Why don't you come say that to my face esse ? Pinche Corona

    its a date. bring your own KY otherwise im goin in dry and the only lubrication you get is the bodily fluids from your torn orifices.
  4. lanny kills innocent kittys
  5. Originally posted by Cly Nobody has pointed this out, but it occured to me today. i bet he has a micropenis

    the next time your sucking your mothers cock take a peek at her asshole.

    the explanation for why it resembles a desiccated sarlac pit is due to the last time i ass fucked her sans-lube.

    go ahead and lap up some of my nutsack nectar that is sure to still be drizzling out while youre down there...youll like it.
  6. Originally posted by infinitesimal shock I'm going to calmly approach you and hug you strongly and you will feel so at-ease when I'm through embracing you. Cool-guy, gentleman, scholar.

    Lanny is a hero to kids

    come up with your own shtick, nigger
  7. Originally posted by MORALLY SUPERIOR BEING 2020 IV: Intravenous Soyposting Unstoppable force meets immovable object right here.

    you have my most heartfelt assurances that when the head of my cock rams against his puckered anal sphincter it will move.
  8. Originally posted by infinitesimal shock Come here and kneel in front of me, let your guard down while I explore the depths of your mind and we make peace with the past. I hope your mother is doing well, tell her I said thanks for the cookies. Persistent guy. Consistent person. High-effort poster.


    ill kneel on the back of your neck after i finish sodomizing you and blow my load all in your hair.

    every time i watched that george kirby video with the cops i half expect one of them to either face-fuck or ass-fuck the dirty nigger. or at least stuff a baton into one of the niggers orifices. opportunities missed...
  9. Originally posted by TJ Isn't that a catfish he's holding?

    Catfish make great soup but you fry them up, they stink up your house for months.

    that catfish stink is due to your aversion to douching your dirty wetback asshole after getting gangbanged by an entire BLM parade.
  10. Originally posted by TJ I'm here bitch, what now?!

    Scotty Parker: Nope I'm not broken, it would be fairly hard to break me. for instance before I went to the pokie some bad cats took me hostage for over two weeks and put a bag over my head like those dudes wrap a horses head with and I couldn't even see SHIT the whole time. yet I kept my composure and they were probably going to start cutting off my fingers and really ratchet up the heat but the cops came and took us all to the pookie . jail wasn't the most fun I've had and to be honest I don't prefer to go back but there's plenty of things worse.

    but yeah I heard theyre gonna start playing soccer in Frisco again so I'll probably be trying to catch a few games in the near future if anyone wants to meet up. I usually bring in a bottle of ripgut to sip and cram down a few weiners. all American shit, nationals of other countries might not understand

    stfu kĀ­roz, you dirty nigger faggot

    make your useless self slightly less useless and post nude selfies
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