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  1. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Plans for fishing this weekend…
    I suggested we also grill or bring something I’ll cook up there for a picnic…

    Really want to skip to the spot swinging a basket of lunch singing ..

    🎵
    Today’s the day, the teddy bears have their piiiicnic..
    🎵
    Really wanna do that ..

    And team work , will make the dream work!

    :)

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  2. CandyRein Black Hole
    Ayecurumba!
  3. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by CandyRein Ayecurumba!

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  4. CandyRein Black Hole
    😂
  5. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Great way to catch bait really fast is you take a piece of window screen about 4' x 4' wide, then take coat hangers and attach each corner to one end of four coat hangers, wrapping the other ends together to make a handle. Then you tie a 8-foot length of string onto the handle and submerge the whole thing on the bottom of the lake or river near the shore, in shallow water. Then you take a piece of bread and roll it into tiny balls and sink them onto the net. Within seconds dozens of minnows will start collecting on the face of the screen, and after a minute or two, you yank the screen up fast and there's several dozen minnows trapped in the center of the screen.
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  6. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by -SpectraL Great way to catch bait really fast is you take a piece of window screen about 4' x 4' wide, then take coat hangers and attach each corner to one end of four coat hangers, wrapping the other ends together to make a handle. Then you tie a 8-foot length of string onto the handle and submerge the whole thing on the bottom of the lake or river near the shore, in shallow water. Then you take a piece of bread and roll it into tiny balls and sink them onto the net. Within seconds dozens of minnows will start collecting on the face of the screen, and after a minute or two, you yank the screen up fast and there's several dozen minnows trapped in the center of the screen.

    Or you could just buy a minnow trap for $5.00.
  7. Originally posted by -SpectraL Great way to catch bait really fast is you take a piece of window screen about 4' x 4' wide, then take coat hangers and attach each corner to one end of four coat hangers, wrapping the other ends together to make a handle. Then you tie a 8-foot length of string onto the handle and submerge the whole thing on the bottom of the lake or river near the shore, in shallow water. Then you take a piece of bread and roll it into tiny balls and sink them onto the net. Within seconds dozens of minnows will start collecting on the face of the screen, and after a minute or two, you yank the screen up fast and there's several dozen minnows trapped in the center of the screen.

    [in heavy russian accent] real men drop IEDs into the water and wait for the fishes to come to them.

  8. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny [in heavy russian accent] real men drop IEDs into the water and wait for the fishes to come to them.


    Can you imagine how brainless and void of all intelligence you'd have to be to handle a grenade like that? Can't believe they didn't blow themselves to smithereens.
  9. G African Astronaut
    My teen son's an avid fisherman, were going on a overnight Capt. Stacy shark charter on my b-day/Sept.

    https://captstacy.com/
  10. -SpectraL coward [the spuriously bluish-lilac bushman]
    Originally posted by G My teen son's an avid fisherman, were going on a overnight Capt. Stacy shark charter on my b-day/Sept.

    https://captstacy.com/

  11. G African Astronaut
    Originally posted by -SpectraL

    We've been a couple times prior, son hooked about a 3-4 foot bull shark but lost it. Seen a charter-mate land a 5 foot tiger though. Overnights are best, I've found you can camp out @ the galley bar drinking then go fuck w/ sharks in the wee hours win/win lol.
  12. CandyRein Black Hole
    Welp!
    Looks like it’s about that time .. 🎣
  13. daily reminder that OP's dad used to cook meth in the basement
  14. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lol wth

    Ot

    Might go fishing again this weekend .. I’m getting good 💖
  15. TJ Houston
    fuck yeah I fish I even have my own pole
  16. CandyRein Black Hole
    I need to invest in some poles..
  17. Speedy Parker Black Hole [my absentmindedly lachrymatory gazania]
    Originally posted by CandyRein I need to invest in some poles..

    I hear Wariat cums cheap
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  18. CandyRein Black Hole
    Lmao
  19. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by Jackrabbitpsych Yup but holy shit. Large mouth bass is about as good as I get

    Isn't that a catfish he's holding?

    Catfish make great soup but you fry them up, they stink up your house for months.
  20. TJ Houston
    Originally posted by CandyRein Lmao

    don't thank him. You really want that menace to society to jizz inside you're pretty black box and leave you with a half meth-head baby?
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