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  1. AngryOnion Big Wig [the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
    Solomon Grundy,
    Born on a Monday,
    Christened on Tuesday,
    Married on Wednesday,
    Took ill on Thursday,
    Grew worse on Friday,
    Died on Saturday,
    Buried on Sunday,
    That was the end,
    Of Solomon Grundy who did to much Bundy.
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  2. I thought this thread was about naming a child “Porn”. Did not know this was gonna be a sea pea thread when I clicked.










































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  3. benny vader YELLOW GHOST
    Dear Americans,

    Hi, tonite, on this hurricane molested night, I would like to talk to you all a something about history. Hiss, Story. The story of hizz.

    Although the things I'm about to tell you now will most likely not be a something new, a something that you don't already knew, and that they're most likely to be the things that you've forgotten and/or dis-remembered, it is more important now than ever for you to re-remember and un-forget them. The future of you all depends on it.

    History; Five. Five thousand years ago in the middle of the desert there was this empire of great magnificence and size. This empire had great mastery and knowledge of mathematics, and architectures, and sciences, and had built great, great triangular stone structures and giant cat-man statues. This long, hard, errect and throbbing empire regressed and recessed itself into the depst of history and human memory in the reign of Cleopatra. A woman.

    History; Five. Also five thousand years ago, in the middle of the map there begun an another empire. This empire had built great, great walls and had withstood war, drought, famine, all the locusts and all the plagues and all the trumpets and all the woes mentioned in the bible and yet, yet it withstood. But it all came, it all came crashing down to an end, and out of history not so long ago in 1911 with Tzu Xi at the wheel. Tzu Xi, an empress.

    Not too long ago too, we, both you and I, were under bondage and sodomy on a daily basis. We've been made bitches and been came upon and unto by an empire so great, so long, so hard and so throbbing that it overshadowed 75% of the world. 75% !!!!!!!

    But great as that empire was, it deflated and fell limp into a chode of a cuntry not so long into the reign of Beth, Eli-ze-beth, before shrinking further and recessing itself into the lower abdomen of history under another female, elected female ; Marge. Thatcher. It's not even a cuntry anymore by then and it was under her very (female) eyes that 9 year old Falkland was raped and savagely penetrated.

    Today the UK is the epitome of a monumental joke, a place that insists on calling itself a kingdom with not a king, but a queen at the cockpit, despite the fact that she herself is a cock-pit. A pit for cock(s). Its royal institution is more of an entertainment and ornament that holds no sway in public or private. Its parliament is ghay like its weather and men that couldnt decide if it wants to be a sovereign country with actual borders or an open whorehouse.

    If I have an army, I'd invade it and rename it TRANSGENDERIA.

    And let me also remind you all about our good and hated friend, the patriarchy Juden Staten of Israel that it suffered its greatest regression and military disaster during the time of Herstory, the story of Golda Mier.

    And now, today, you only have to look west and on a good, clear day, see into the once great and mighty Germany that has now been turned into not only a fenceless, but also door-less whore-haus that would happily embrace any and every immigrants that would ever came inbetween her open, and ever spreading leggs. Had Adolf "Sieg-Heil" Hitler's ashes been interned in an urn, there'd be tornados there in Germany, that's how much he'd spin.

    And look at Korea South and look what happened to Samsung. Sure I could go on and on but I think the pattern is clear. Empires and greatness end sometimes but they all ended with absolute certainty in the hands of female.

    Sure, with candidates like Hilary and Trump Aemericccca is fucked. It is fucked in its mouth down to its throat and fucked in its ass up to its bowel, but if you think this is bad, I assure you that it can be worse, a hell of a lot worse.

    IT CANN BE FUCKED IN ITS MOUTH AND UP IN ITS ASS AND IN THAT GAPPING, GASHING AND BLEEDING HOLE WHERE ITS PENIS AND BALLS ONCE WERE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT CAN BE THAT FUCK FUCKED.

    While I dont have children of my own, I shudder to think for all the children that I've touched that they might one day wake up to a day without Aemericca.

    So if you are a mother with a son (who hasnt been realigned), a daughter with a father (who wasnt mollested), a sister with a brother, an aunt with a nephew, a niece with uncles ...... in-laws of father and brothers .... with males for friends and families and loved ones ...... it is now your sacred duty to go out and put penises back into the box and Trump in thy Ballot.

    Let not them erase the memories of your founding father and replace them with founding mother, thy fatherland into thy mother land .......

    Let not they change thy history into herstory.

    Go out. Vote Trump. And let Aemericca grope again.

    Amen.
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  4. This place is 10 times better than rdfn and I have socks that are better than Arnox's abomination.
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  5. crazy mike Houston
    intosanct and redfern are your idea of good?

    damn, you are more burnt out than I thought.
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  6. arthur treacher African Astronaut
    it literally sounds like a cat being beaten to death amongst a bunch of metal trash cans.
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  7. SBTlauien African Astronaut
    So as you all know, I have this retail gig that I've been at for about six months now. This allows me to look at people's driver's licenses, checks, credit cards, even hear customer's SSN occasionally.

    A few months back the store changed out all of the card readers so that they can read the new chip cards. Basically, if someone tries to swipe a card, it may ask for them to insert their card so the chip can be read. Apparently, this seems to be based on the issuer, and according to customers, is random(but they could be full of shit).

    I had a customer attempt to pay for about $15 worth of items using his chip card. The register read "CARD ERROR". So the customer said, "I'll try to swipe it instead." After swiping it, it said "PLEASE INSERT CARD". I asked a manager what I should do, and he said to just type in the card info. So I went through the process, which had me type in the card number, expiration date, and the 3 digit security code on the back of the card, and it went through.

    So basically, if you have the card's number, expiration date, and three digit security code, you could just print out a card with a damaged chip, and spend away.
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  8. Sophie Pedophile Tech Support
    Is there actually a demon of the month club? That would be pretty cool I'd join up for some demons each month.

    In this week's edition: Astaroth.



    Sphere: Infernal.
    Aspect: Knowledge.
    Role: Prince of accusers and inquisitors.
    Host: 40 legions.
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