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2022-02-22 at 3:04 AM UTC in Hello everyone! I am back.
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2022-02-22 at 2:54 AM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
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2022-02-22 at 2:53 AM UTC in Groceries girl thinks my sperm is full of diseases
Originally posted by Donald Trump
She loves grocery shopping. The first time we met she asked me to buy her groceries and we fought over how much she was buying. Ever since her grocery shopping has always annoyed me, not because of cost, but because of how much these fucking groceries weigh to get home.
That bitch is retarded look at that ducking dome -
2022-02-22 at 2:52 AM UTC in Groceries girl thinks my sperm is full of diseases
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2022-02-22 at 2:52 AM UTC in Groceries girl thinks my sperm is full of diseases
Originally posted by Donald Trump It's kinda ironic, I meet her and she's recovering from something that is probably omicron, and sporting massive cold sores. Do I avoid her? No. I kiss her and go down on her and all the usual. Meanwhile she thinks willy is full of diseases, won't touch it with her mouth, won't let me fuck her without a condom, etc.
I'm using acyclovir cream so I don't get her cold sores (my mom says I get them, I never remember it, but better safe). I dunno what to think about the whole situation. Does she really think my sperm has diseases? I made fun of this throughout our time together, but maybe she's just the sort of nervous wreck who is so afraid of disease she'll never have unprotected sex. Pregnancy never once same up when I was saying "no I don't want to use a condom" and she was telling me "no use condom".
She wants children, but she wants to wait until she's 45-50 to have them. Yeah, I know, but she genuinely believes it realistic, because some hollywood celebrities have had children at that sort of age. She's about 35 now. Already way too old.
Dude what???? Hahahahahhahaha
Are you fucking stupid? Obviously dumb that stupid hoe if she won't put out. I'm a fucking adult and I fuck on the first date if I want to. Jesus christ lol -
2022-02-22 at 2:48 AM UTC in i forgot to trll you guysBradley is giving solid advice.
But imho you should continue on your current path and keep doing what your doing 👍
Hopefully someone will catch wind of you sooner or later in your shit country and put u away for good. Or better, kill you. -
2022-02-22 at 2:32 AM UTC in Hello everyone! I am back.I remember u
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2022-02-21 at 7:19 PM UTC in The Retarded Thread: Get off that bus edition
Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood "There were also numerous brickworks in the area, and in the early-20th century Victoria County History, Skelmersdale was described as "a particularly bare, unpleasing district" owing to its coal mines and brickworks."
SO basically the British energy industry is what caused that place to suck and now there isn't even dirty polluting jobs to keep everyone busy so they sit around on welfare all day and drink and do heroin instead
Sounds like that one place in America.
That IS America bruh. -
2022-02-21 at 7:17 PM UTC in I'm finally doing my driving lessons.Lol u guys r British
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2022-02-21 at 7:13 PM UTC in 550 square feet of fuck my dickROFL
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2022-02-21 at 6:49 PM UTC in 700 club episode, coming at yaMood disorder lol
Dude use ur fucking brains psychiatrists diagnosing mood disorder is like me saying I have depression cuz I'm sad sometimes...u gotta fix urself or it'll never happen. -
2022-02-21 at 6:48 PM UTC in 700 club episode, coming at yaOh OK I see now...u took 29 benadryl?
Yah prepare for scary hallucinstions and a horrible feeling.
The fuck is wrong with u -
2022-02-21 at 6:47 PM UTC in 700 club episode, coming at ya
Originally posted by Lucrimosa
Dude what the fuck did I just watch?
Ur house looks like mine looked when I was a complete junky. Also why do u keep breathing like uuuuuhhhhhh hhhuuuuuuu. And why are you getting water out of ur tub? I thought it was a giant diarrhea shit whenever you sat on thr toilet but then I saw the water.
Dude u need help bro. Fr -
2022-02-21 at 6:40 PM UTC in 550 square feet of fuck my dickMake Afghanistan taliban again 👍
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2022-02-21 at 6:38 PM UTC in 550 square feet of fuck my dickIf trump or his kid did half of the shit these people do they'd have his head on a stake.
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2022-02-21 at 6:35 PM UTC in 550 square feet of fuck my dick
Originally posted by stl1 My daughter now lives in her 5 bedroom, 3 bath home (after having sold her condo and sold her first house…she knows someone who is handy and helped her).
Too bad you're still at home stealing all of mom and dad's money to inject in your arm.
They're never going to be able to retire now because of you, are they?
? I haven't lived at home since I was 19 and lol u have no idea of the financial situation here lol
Dude you literally voted for biden, a guy that smells little girls hair and supposedly puts dead dogs on people's porches and apparently likes to have kids comb his leg hairs and let's not forget cornpop or what about when biden was a huge advocate for the war on drugs before his vice presidency, and voted for the insane hcl to freebase cocaine sentencing laws. His kid is constantly being filmed smoking crack with hookers and even admitted on television to his interviewer that he has spent more time than anyone smoking random things out of carpet and claims to have smoked more parmesean cheese than anyone. What did biden do? Got him a job in the navy. What did he do when that failed? Got him an 86k a month gig in Ukraine. All while hunter was cheating on his wife with his dead brothers widow. Biden also likes to whisper in the wives of fellow politicians ears behind them when they are speaking to voters and constituents, as has been filmed and photographed many times.
Don't even ask for sources because all the shit I just said can be found with one Google or YouTube search.
So if you want to keep voting these kind of idiots in, I hope you like mandatory injections and mask mandates and global/digital currency and government. Which you probably do. You probably think guns should be illegal too...lol
Suck a fat dick u retarded liberal idiot, stl1. -
2022-02-21 at 5:43 PM UTC in I realize what I really want to doWe can't believe you because we refuse to even if it's true because your wariat.
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2022-02-21 at 5:42 PM UTC in I'm Angry. I'm gonna kill as many people as I can tonight
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2022-02-21 at 5:39 PM UTC in 550 square feet of fuck my dickRecommendation...20 penises in your ass (any color will do)...requires 20 dicks inside a single asshole but any race will do. Asshole will require 12 sploches of KY jelly to fit the 20 dicks in there(we know you can do it fona and any race is just fine for your gluttonous asshole). Black dicks can go also to your mouth, white and any green or yellow dicks can also be inserted into any hole you like on your body.
Dicks are to be taken in the basement, you'll probably require a new asshole and some guaze after this.
I know what I'm talking about here. I voted for biden and even have an upstairs bathroom. If you don't feel 100% confident in your abilities then fucking do it anyway it won't kill your or others on a road, or whatever.
My daughter does this all the time especially in her new condo, even though the previous owner told her not to, because fuck that. Luckily there was a nigger nearby so that she could get this done asap.
Recommend doing it yourself, you got this fona. -
2022-02-21 at 5:28 PM UTC in Do British get fuked up everywhereThere is a hidden gene amongst the most rivalistic football hooligans that allows them to smell, immediately attack, and try to murder/imprison any chomo/sexual predator that is registered in their insane olfactory system.
This is what you're experiencing.