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  1. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol why would you sign up for any text alerts
  2. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by the man who put it in my hood I don't taste the plastic but I'm more concerned that we consume about a credit cards worth of microplastic every year from every source so it's pretty unavoidable.

    in 1000 years we will all be gender neutral freaks like the gay frogs. This is why we need to genetically engineer human male zygotes to not grow nipples. Get that shit off of me I"'m A GENETIC MALE!!!!

    Every year? We consume a credit card worth like every month dude
  3. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Gayest thread I've ever seen
  4. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Bradley I took ambien and was brushing my teeth and I went to go rinse with mouth wash. And I began drinking the listerene. I consumed an entire liter of it and blacked out.

    Today I was given a drug test by my boss because of reports of strange behavior and failed for alcohol.

    Honestly this is very sad for me and I am ashamed.

    Nigga u have never had a fucking job
  5. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by RandyCain Or just fix it with a tire plug, new valve stem or a used tire. Fuck burrito boy, just fill it with vinegrete ass hole.

    Dude knows
  6. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Dude I told u get used tires you mongoloid
  7. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I need a woman too but I'm not giving in to any succubus this time. Either match my worth or frig off barb
  8. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Fuxk I'm in jail now op u suck
  9. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    bundy iz da main drug on da.sterts ur fuked fasho
  10. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Worst thread ever
  11. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Welp wariat is back.

    Fuck
  12. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Ya fr fr you spitting truth dawg.
    That bitch yesterday was like "just leave your registration form and I'll call you tomorrow".
    Well it's tomorrow and you wanna know who's called me so far today?

    I told u man I've been dealing with these people my whole life. They act like they wanna help people but in reality they have a stick so far up their ass that the most they can do to help is have fuxking dinners for their church members and donate money to shit
  13. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    4chan /r/
  14. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Yall obviously have never been involved with the catholic church. Fona has no chance because of his history and he isn't rich enough for the church to turn a blind eye.

    Not baptized catholic/drug history/not super rich

    No chance fona I'm sorry bro

    Catholics are crazy anyway go to a non demoninational Christian church. I recommend assembly of god
  15. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Lol fona gone mad
  16. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Fluttershy They donโ€™t care about that, they just care that youโ€™re willing to โ€œaccept Jesus into your heartโ€ and pay a percentage of your income to the church every month.
    Organized religion is stupid in my opinion, but it does offer a sense of community that can be really important, especially to those struggling for direction.
    Just try not to get molested fona and I think youโ€™ll be alright.

    Not true you don't know Catholics well

    You are thinking of protestant churches
  17. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Fonaplats Filling out the 1 page form was having me second guess this.
    They want to know a lot of information.
    Information that my answers for are not the answers that are probably preferred.
    My wife's been divorced.
    The kids not mine.
    I'm not confirmed/baptized or that shit.
    The farthest I ever took this was reading Bible in jail.
    Hi, ex junkie Fona here with his adulteress wife and his unbaptized cut dick ready for kneeling your highness.

    They will want to know everything bro that's how they roll

    Keep us updated because I've only seen them indoctrinate children and shit when I was in school so I'm anxious to see the procedure of CLEANSING A TAINTED SOUL

    Honestly prepare for the 'you can try but your probably going to hell' talk when you talk to the head priest of the church ur going to
  18. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Originally posted by Instigator Iโ€™m mavis the Powerball single ticket jackpot lottery winner in Massachusetts, Iโ€™m the lottery winner of $758 million.. giving out $ 90,000 to people in need โค๏ธ ๐Ÿ’™ ๐Ÿ’œ ๐Ÿ’–

    Hello me plz
  19. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Really tho fona just get ready to pay ur church dues and get invited to a bunch of shit and have to do an insane amount of classes if u wanna be a 'real catholic'

    I forget the procedure for little hellions that enter the church late but it's similar as confirmation/first communion/confession
  20. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    Only the OGs kneel and make the priest put it on their tongue. Everyone else just uses 2 hands and eats it themselves
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