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  1. #1
    Kingoftoes Tuskegee Airman
    A bitch, actually.

    I need a bitch that can suck dick and blow ass real good, can sell her ass like a master salesman, and can be a single mother to 6 rug-rat children that I impregnate her with over the course of 2 years during erotic bank-breaking meth binges.
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  2. #2
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    I need a woman too 😢 D

    I've been single for a long time and I miss having someone to come home to and tell her how your day was. I also really miss having woman to fall asleep next to and cuddle up with her in the middle of the night.

    Don't get me wrong I want some pussy too but that goes without saying. Plus you can buy some crackhead pussy for fairly cheap, you can't buy a cuddle buddy or a genuine good relationship which is what I want.

    I got myself together for the next part, I'm ready to start dating and shit.
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  3. #3
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    WANT WOMAN
  4. #4
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I need a woman too 😢 D

    I've been single for a long time and I miss having someone to come home to and tell her how your day was. I also really miss having woman to fall asleep next to and cuddle up with her in the middle of the night.

    Don't get me wrong I want some pussy too but that goes without saying. Plus you can buy some crackhead pussy for fairly cheap, you can't buy a cuddle buddy or a genuine good relationship which is what I want.

    I got myself together for the next part, I'm ready to start dating and shit.

    Rs
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  5. #5
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    I wana cuddle a real person, not a plush fish
  6. #6
    Instigator Naturally Camouflaged [the staring tame crusher]
    Looking for a hoe to kidnap.
  7. #7
    Kafka sweaty
    Originally posted by trippymindfuk I need a woman too 😢 D

    I've been single for a long time and I miss having someone to come home to and tell her how your day was. I also really miss having woman to fall asleep next to and cuddle up with her in the middle of the night.

    Don't get me wrong I want some pussy too but that goes without saying. Plus you can buy some crackhead pussy for fairly cheap, you can't buy a cuddle buddy or a genuine good relationship which is what I want.

    I got myself together for the next part, I'm ready to start dating and shit.

    Actually you can buy a cuddle buddy, there's professional cuddlers.
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  8. #8
    Kafka sweaty
    Makes me think no one other than a masseuse has given me foot rubs and I crave them, I could probably get a male slave to give me them.
  9. #9
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Kafka is a pedo
  10. #10
    the man who put it in my hood Black Hole [miraculously counterclaim my golf]
    Originally posted by Kafka Makes me think no one other than a masseuse has given me foot rubs and I crave them, I could probably get a male slave to give me them.

    i used to do that to my mom with peppermint cream when I was a kid
  11. #11
    RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    I need a woman too but I'm not giving in to any succubus this time. Either match my worth or frig off barb
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  12. #12
    Cowboy2013 African Astronaut
    I've known some pretty fertile meth skanks but I wouldn't want one having mine.
  13. #13
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Kafka Actually you can buy a cuddle buddy, there's professional cuddlers.

    I know I've seen that before I shouldn't have typed that but that would just be unsatisfying when they left.
  14. #14
    igbo Houston [cringe your preliminary chenopodium]
    you can cop some pretty fire escorts on https://tryst.link/ that's where i used to buy pussy
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  15. #15
    Fluttershy Short Bussy
    Originally posted by igbo you can cop some pretty fire escorts on https://tryst.link/ that's where i used to buy pussy

    damn dude hookers are expensive these days...
    feelsbadman
  16. #16
    CASPER Soldier of Fourchin
    Originally posted by Crispy Kafka is a pedo

    omg whatd she do to you?
  17. #17
    Crispy reverse pedophile
    Originally posted by CASPER omg whatd she do to you?
    She raped me.
  18. #18
    trippymindfuk African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Fluttershy damn dude hookers are expensive these days…
    feelsbadman

    Yeah internet hookers are out of my price range. I can only afford the pussy that cost $40. Maybe one day I can splurge on a high class hooker.
  19. #19
    TacoBell Houston
    i want to have sex with the absolute blackest girl ic an find like one so dark u cant see them at night unless they open theri eyes or smile that would be so cool my dad is really racist though haha
  20. #20
    shitty titty Cripple Nipple
    Originally posted by Kafka Actually you can buy a cuddle buddy, there's professional cuddlers.

    Depressing
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