had one gay student up your ass
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how about up your ass.
how does it feels like.
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what does it feels like having a dick in your mouth.
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2023-11-03 at 9:25 AM UTC
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Oil Change 🛢️🚗🔧😆
drive your car over a ditch and get into the ditch to change oil.
its easier and you can just drain the oil and let it flow whereever it may.
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2023-11-01 at 12:44 PM UTC
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Heard a new term Yesterday
BMWs are shit when they're new.
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Originally posted by vindicktive vinny
lets call it what it is for what is it ok ?
another black-on-white crime.
murder to be exact.
You win my first LOL of the morning.
(No prizes though)...
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mashlehash
victim of incest
[my perspicuously dependant flavourlessness]
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2023-10-29 at 12:46 AM UTC
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Heard a new term Yesterday
AngryOnion
Big Wig
[the nightly self-effacing broadsheet]
"African Magnet"
I work at a auto auction on Fridays as a driver and I was pulling this older Mercedes 320i in and
One of the dealers said "This is a 1200 dollar African Magnet".
Sure enough the thing sold for $900.00 It will probly sell retail for 2 grand.
Some stupid nig is going to buy this thing and thinks he is the king of the world.
LOL ALL BECAUSE HE BOT A MERCEDES.
Same thing goes for BMW they ant worth shit and nobody wants them but everyone thinks they are special but they aren't.
African Magnets.
The world is so full of dipshits it is amazing.
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2023-10-28 at 1:34 PM UTC
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Flat tire
Originally posted by jerryb
Hey when your poor you do what you need to get by. I give em credit for that, they could instead lay around with flies buzzing around like in Africa.
You catch more flies with poop than vinegar
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Originally posted by mmQ
If the Republicans' goal was to make us forget about gun control, it just amuses me that they would have so many of the biggest shootings under their watch.
It would stand to reason the democrats staged those largest shootings in US history, in an ultra-partisan push for gun control. The republicans have almost nothing to gain politically from them.
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Originally posted by mmQ
Lol you should check the mass shootings under Trump's term. Literally the worst mass shooting in U.S. history during his first year. Looks like three of the top 5 worst happened under him or Bush Jr.
I had terrific mass shootings. The best. Mass shooters love me.
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2023-10-26 at 7:02 PM UTC
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Flat tire
Just go in the tire store and carry one out. CA doesn't mind if you just steal under $900 or some shit. Probably need to made multiple trips cause tires expensive.
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2023-10-26 at 6:19 PM UTC
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Breast reduction surgery
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Space Nigga
[my ci light-haired pongee]
Originally posted by mmQ
no they wouldn't. ask any girl with huge tits and the vast majority of them would love to have them reduced. back pain and bra shopping and just generally more baggage to carry around.
real
I dated some J cuppers
they had it hard , as I would constantly stick my penis in between their tits and use them like drums and my penis the drumstick until it left a sticky mess all over
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2023-10-26 at 12:55 PM UTC
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Road rage
Originally posted by Kingoffrogs
Nigs gonna Nog
yessir
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2023-10-26 at 12:37 PM UTC
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Road rage
You could get a can of bear mace and just look for any excuse to use it. Sometimes when I'm bored I'll go to youtube to watch people who got maced during altercations and it's always funny.
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2023-10-26 at 12:26 PM UTC
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Road rage
Now I put my hands up and confess I'm quite the road rager myself...but this morning driving in to work a black guy in a stereotypical black SUV with blacked out windows took the biscuit.
I'm in the left lane on 610 coming up on the Post Oak Blvd area which is always bumper to bumper traffic and I start to slow down because there is literally stand still traffic in front of me.... said nog turns his high beams on directly behind me as if I have any place to go in stand still 5 lane traffic.
Being a rager myself when the car in front finally moves about 12ft forward I just sit there "to teach the nog a valuable lesson!" He starts flashing his lights again and honking his horn. I evaluate the 12ft gap and decide to remain in a state of motionless.
Quick as a flash he switching to the shoulder in an attempt to quickly pass by me illegally and fill the 12ft gap...of course I was ready for this and pulled forward so he was trapped on the shoulder.
He rolls his passenger window down so I roll mine down and say to him "Where the fuck do you think you're going?" he responds with a string of nigga talk and insults and then "scarily" revs his engine at me.
Traffic still isn't moving so he starts driving down the shoulder and out of my sight...about 5 mins later I pass him still on the shoulder...with a cop car pulled up behind him lights flashing.
FUCKING LOL I thought to myself.
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Tell them you have diarita , they won't challenge you because everyone can relate to that
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2023-10-19 at 2:37 PM UTC
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Wellhung is definitely a Fed
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