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  1. Bradley Black Hole
    Originally posted by vindicktive vinny doing tug of war by pulling a double ended dildo with spinchters,

    i ripped a man's peter off playing tug of war under the jungle gym as a young man.
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  2. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    The sphincter doesn't work like that...it's just going to smear over the asscrack and butt cheeks.
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  3. Bradley Black Hole
    Folks it's taking miami by storm.

    You line up your asshole with another person (Typically male) and you force your excrement into them.

    I've seen seven people doing this so far, (one person was in a group of 3 novices, and assiting them)

    They're doung this behind the bushes, they're doing this in parked cars, it smells like shit, but no one can stop them. It's taking over the ails and smells awful. You see the shuttlers.

    I was gonna take photos but when they saw me they thought I was into that kinda thing and I had to exit rapidly or feel my bowels alternatively left empty or filled.

    Is this affecting your community? Its worse than opiates here.
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  4. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    I love coffee but I don't love this woman






    ^cc_unsilenced

    It took me ages to even find out it was a woman.
    Most of her videos start out "welcome to a day in the life of a 29 year old small business owner" then it shows her waking up and eating one hundred containers of cream cheese followed by going to the gym (religiously) where she works out so hard she never sweats (unlike Kafka) after which she makes shitty coffee concoctions which are way too complicated all while passing out her creations to imaginary customers and dmiling with her only 2 teeth. Lastly she goes home and chows down on pizza, sushi, tacos, nachos and a salad of course.

    BTW that organism resides in Toronto Canada or some shit.

    Scron, do you know this woman?
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  5. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Wariat one of their ages i never plyed in swings or playgrounds at 13 bro.

    You're near 40 with no job, relying on a family handout to survive and hanging out at a park looking for underage teens...nothing you do is normal....a 13yr old hanging at the park on the swings IS normal
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  6. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]






    Seems a bit over the top to me.
    These women don't look scared scared and I've seen the video too.
    Looks like terrible acting tbh imo."oh no, I'm being taken hostage! Better make duck face"

    And your telling me a bunch of sand niggers in rainbow parachute ultralights managed to fly and at the same time shoot machine guns while somehow also managing to aim well enough to hit targets?

    Nah.... That's bullshit.

    And on top of all that bullshit you also expect me to believe the Israeli military failed to react and shoot down the flying gay pride machine gun terrorists....

    False flag operation detected.

    So tired of jedis always playing the victim.
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  7. totse2118 Space Nigga [my ci light-haired pongee]
    Originally posted by Wariat That I walked by these two girls at this playground part of this park today that i go to someties to either exercise or drink beers at and i shit you not there was like a thirteen eyar old with soe other chicks posisbly younger sitting there talking in the fucking playground area. so I thought to myself why the fuck is a girl this age 13 still hanging around the kid play park. I actually said something to get her attention like you got nice hair and she did it had like a strange color to it like highlights she thanked me i kept wlaking did my exercises and when i came back i told her take care and she said bye or some shit and i left. hey vinny can you tell me how that russian guy would have done it? also later i saw two chicks walking on the main street me and star trek hung out at really hot like this one was just super sort of like that babko chick. eventually no one else was around except me and themw alking and one amde some eye contact ashs eh tried to like jup over some shit and i noticed and she saw i noticed so i later said something also about her having nice hair or some shit and to see if shell repsond or thank me or act rude when she thanked me i comented on the weather being cold now and later i simply asked if she had snapchat when she said no i said alright take care and sat down later i saw her and her friend sort of starring back to see if ill follow not sure if they were warry of me or if they siply wanted me to follow either way i was like fuck it but later i realzied i should have just tlaked longer instead of be like hey gime your snpachat. make longer sall talk. fucked up again twice. but this one was possibly like 15 who knows her age not sure but super hot. the one earlier risky anyway due to the age but again i dont know anty of their ages they could have all been 15 for what i know.

    yeah
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  8. Haxxor Space Nigga
    Case and point.



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  9. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    Be nude on your couch and slap your cock aaginst the side of your foot while a blanket also is touched like slap it on the foot and blanket touches the head a bhit as you slap it and pretend its a teenage girls face your slapping.
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  10. the song resonates with people who have their IQ thats located at the lower end of the spectrum of human intelligence.

    ja, for some unknown cause or reason a hick in the middle of nowhere and a dog just suddenly have recording equipments that cost more than his trailler, his dogs and the shirt on his back combined.

    ja, very believeable.
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  11. Chios Honey African Astronaut
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  12. RIPtotse victim of incest [my adversative decurved garbo]
    bro dont drink

    be like me and at most drink like a glass of plum wine or sake

    and get a medical marijuana card

    drinking sucks its not worth it esp with liver complications
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  13. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    mmQ U found the perfect dress for you,

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  14. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]

    Black people. SMDH
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  15. Fonaplats victim of incest [daylong jump-start that nome]
    Can't wait to see what socialist loser democrat takes her place as useless old cunt.
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  16. Donald Trump Black Hole
    Exit wounds are a sign of health since they mean the bullet is no longer in your body.
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  17. Rape Monster Naturally Camouflaged
    When I was a kid we had to crawl through razor wire to get to school both ways
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  18. Kawkasian African Astronaut
    Originally posted by Sudo I hate opiates get your facts right. I can't wait to be done with them for good. I'd love to be able to feel the gamet of human emotions but maybe I'm not meant to feel things

    I've got something you can feel ya faggot.
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  19. Wariat Marine/Preteen Biologist
    The past night and all rag today u til about an hour and half ago and it is almost 10 pm i was on porn and doing mefodrone and jerking off nonstop. My dick foreskin for some reason wont even open well.
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  20. So what?? You’ll be dead anyway you dumb fuck. You’ll only feel fear for like a half a second then it’s over
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