He just said my moms street but not the number. But i mentioned it to his wife sometime a long time ago. Idk. Homie dont want smoke, He was so skinny unthreatening that i just let him punch me n then was ready to turn the other cheek like jesus himself. When it comes down to it im kind of a saint.
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Originally posted by Tyrant
Sometimes I do. It's not like I actively avoid reading your posts.
I just usually read the first couple of words, realise it is some kind of zany weirdpost, go "oh hah, this guy" and move on.
Ratflies
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2022-01-27 at 2:43 AM UTC
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Originally posted by mmQ
What class would you say it falls under? (I'm setting you up for a zinger here don't fuck it up!)
O shit.
Um.
Deleriant?
Co-deine? Even tho that's not a class
Peoplethylamines
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Originally posted by Sudo
Oh man someone drops my addy to me after trying to catch me like that I tell em come out after the chillins are asleep and I STAND MY GROUND until the box empty nahmean. You hamdled it like a stand up gent and must be practicing your inner ninja monk. You can harness that raw power into new positive outcome vectors just be patient (which I'm sure you know)
My thought was if he has her phone, he can read the texts n see shes been throwing pussy as me for a couple months n i was always just like “ idk if ur husband would appreciate you trying to get me to come in ur hot tub while hes golfing”. Ive basically been a glorified marriage counselor. She even a bit a huge bruise on my bicep when i wouldnt let her whip my dick out, Like if a 40 year old man wants to blame me for his hoe wife n their midlife crisis idk what to say that wouldnt hurt his feelings.
LOL he prolly read the text where she said he had a tiny useless dick. Fuck that must suck. Id totally let him beat me up if it gave him some dignity back.
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People calling me drunk, trying to remember to stay out of relationship issues
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Regretting i have no apple juice. Making some ginger apple green tea n eating a baby corner of my weed chocolate bc i gotta be up at 6am to drive someone to the methadone clinic
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2022-01-26 at 12:07 PM UTC
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What happened to Squirrel?
Ive become very sexy and charming and its beinging out terrible character traits WRENS TIDES OF TRUTH HAVE TORN ME ASUNDER
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And yes it wouldnt be the first time a woman used me to make her bf or husband jealous. When youre 6’7”, it drives men fucking bonkers to imagine youre scooping their woman out but in reality im usually just letting her pay for my drugs n concert tickets n asking her why she gave up on modern dance in college.
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Originally posted by Kafka
I think you should get guard dogs it sounds like he did something to her. It reminds me of 1Q84 when the husband tells the man his wife is irretrievably lost.
I got guns instead but it would be a fantastic excuse to get a pupper
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I wonder if i should emasculate him further by just sending him a picture of my cock?
And then just resend the same photo like 25 times n be like “shit my bad my phones glitching out srry”
N then the same photo another 40 times until he sets the house on fire with all of them in it
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2022-01-26 at 8:58 AM UTC
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What happened to Squirrel?
Walk in his crib in a leather jacket n purple scarf n find out
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2022-01-26 at 7:46 AM UTC
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I miss Casper
Ive sent a lot of shit to people but never saved an addy bc im a real OG nigga n word is bond
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Originally posted by Sudo
Well the thing about females in my mind is that they're essentially archetypes in their utility to males. Of course everyone is different but so many women are similar or have overlapping qualities at least in how they are understood and interacted with.
What I'm getting at is by fucking bitch A you are potentially fucking a plethora of women like her. You have taken her soul and now have the power to make the legs shake of every girl with 51% overlapping qualities she has. Just know you now have that power, validation is unnecessary if it isn't leading to a positive outcome for yourself (and ideally them as well). You honestly have alot of good qualities that my fruity ass can see over the internet and its sad u weren't being appreciated for so long. Might be why unappreciated women are coming onto yoy and you accidentally know how to unlock them and make them open up. Just have to know what you are seeking. If it's attention, that should be as easy for you as opening up to someone who is willing to spend time with you. The rest will come as u figure out what u want beyond that. Effort/risk/reward etc. Rewrite your narrative where you're not telling yourself you were a fat mopey junkie, you were someone lost who didn't know a way out, which is likely much closer to the truth.
It kinda feels like im just living out the 20s i lost to heroin, in as condensed n normal a way as possible. But its also leading to some really dumb shit. A girl told me im a black belt in emotional jiu jitsu, and i think that statement is accurate as fuck. When youre tuned into pain and sadness you just kind of know what unlocks people. Like being a sexy con man, but i dont even try to do anything imjust genuineky want everyone to be happy and okay
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2022-01-26 at 9:21 AM UTC
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Originally posted by Yoodin Vices
When he mentioned your address, think of Your mom. I'm surprised at that point you didn't lean into him and say, Look ass tis is going too fucking far. I am not interested in your wife you mental case.
This almost sounds set up by both of them.
I didnt do that only bc im not sure if he was trying to do that. He prolly feels cucked n emasculated as fuck, and i dont want him to feel any worse. If he needs to talk big to square this, im a bigger man both in a metaphorical sense and a very literal sense bc Hes like 5’6” n i also have a bigger dick. So imma let it roll for now. I said if he wants to talk i work every day same hours n then i blocked the number. But if he sets foot near this house its not going to end well for him.
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Originally posted by Bradley
I Always imagined you to be quite slow irl not like dull but like a fat guy who doesn't hurry, ever.
Think tort told me you were gonna walk a block a day for your health when you the chat and you came back with snacks and cammed up
Nah im like a grizzle bear or groot. Im not quick but i observe everything. I lost 100 lb n got my grill fixed during covid i think thats why all the middle aged women want me to put babies in em n shit i got those berzerker genes
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My granpappy didnt die next to the colored fella ironman in no Hotel Rwanda so David Shekelstein could milk crank my rocket league for my last red TrumpBux
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